1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:05,433 --> 00:00:09,350 (lighthearted acoustic music) 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 4 00:00:22,827 --> 00:00:24,111 - [Ernie Harwell Recording] Well, here's a very important 5 00:00:24,111 --> 00:00:25,992 last half a ninth inning coming up. 6 00:00:25,992 --> 00:00:29,152 Nolan Ryan, on the verge of setting baseball history. 7 00:00:29,152 --> 00:00:31,262 Ryan has struck out every one 8 00:00:31,262 --> 00:00:33,374 of the Tigers batters at least once. 9 00:00:33,374 --> 00:00:36,383 The Tigers have had four walks, they've not had a runner 10 00:00:36,383 --> 00:00:38,514 since there were two out of the sixth inning 11 00:00:38,514 --> 00:00:41,706 when Gates Brown walked and here's Gates up again. 12 00:00:41,706 --> 00:00:43,795 He's walked twice, struck out once. 13 00:00:43,795 --> 00:00:46,377 Swing and a line drive to Maoli for the out. 14 00:00:46,377 --> 00:00:48,960 They are two down in the ninth. 15 00:00:50,564 --> 00:00:55,564 Seventeen strikeouts, is still the strikeout total for Ryan. 16 00:00:56,292 --> 00:00:58,140 He can tie the American League record 17 00:00:58,140 --> 00:01:00,467 if he can fan Norman Cash. 18 00:01:00,467 --> 00:01:03,467 He is one out away from a no hitter. 19 00:01:07,576 --> 00:01:09,668 Cash has struck out twice, 20 00:01:09,668 --> 00:01:11,999 one more out and Ryan has a no hitter. 21 00:01:11,999 --> 00:01:13,442 It'll be the second no hitter pitched against 22 00:01:13,442 --> 00:01:15,192 the Tigers this year. 23 00:01:17,855 --> 00:01:19,487 Norman, getting a new bat 24 00:01:19,487 --> 00:01:22,904 and I believe that's gonna be tossed out. 25 00:01:24,084 --> 00:01:27,584 Luciano does not want him to use that bat. 26 00:01:29,001 --> 00:01:32,749 Been ruled illegal by the plate umpire. 27 00:01:32,749 --> 00:01:34,207 So Norman gets a new bat, 28 00:01:34,207 --> 00:01:37,334 they are two down in the ninth inning. 29 00:01:37,334 --> 00:01:40,834 One out away from a no hitter, Nolan Ryan. 30 00:01:44,516 --> 00:01:47,599 (lighthearted music) 31 00:01:49,509 --> 00:01:50,926 - Perfect timing. 32 00:01:53,405 --> 00:01:54,705 - How was work? 33 00:01:54,705 --> 00:01:56,541 - [Jane] Great, you? 34 00:01:56,541 --> 00:01:57,374 - Usual. 35 00:01:58,788 --> 00:02:01,871 (lighthearted music) 36 00:02:08,300 --> 00:02:10,383 (clicks) 37 00:02:13,132 --> 00:02:15,882 (cutlery clinks) 38 00:02:22,269 --> 00:02:23,786 Thanks. 39 00:02:23,786 --> 00:02:24,619 - Oh yeah. 40 00:02:28,298 --> 00:02:30,289 I ran into Clark when I got home. 41 00:02:30,289 --> 00:02:33,277 He said to pop next door after dinner. 42 00:02:33,277 --> 00:02:37,068 Said maybe you can shoot some pool or something. 43 00:02:37,068 --> 00:02:41,330 I'll let you off of dish duty so you can go hang out a bit. 44 00:02:41,330 --> 00:02:42,907 - Oh, I don't know. 45 00:02:42,907 --> 00:02:44,657 Probably not tonight. 46 00:02:46,561 --> 00:02:48,978 I'll call him though, thanks. 47 00:02:57,999 --> 00:03:00,999 (crickets chirping) 48 00:03:05,320 --> 00:03:08,070 (paper rustling) 49 00:03:12,940 --> 00:03:14,774 - [Rachael] Hey babe, dinner? 50 00:03:14,774 --> 00:03:16,804 - Hey, you didn't have to stop, I coulda made something. 51 00:03:16,804 --> 00:03:19,664 - It's okay, I got Chinese. 52 00:03:19,664 --> 00:03:21,414 It's so dark in here. 53 00:03:23,671 --> 00:03:25,081 Come eat. 54 00:03:27,980 --> 00:03:28,883 How was your day? 55 00:03:28,883 --> 00:03:30,631 Sell anything good? 56 00:03:30,631 --> 00:03:31,863 - No, not really. 57 00:03:31,863 --> 00:03:34,615 - Oh, that's a bummer, I'm sorry. 58 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,729 - Yeah, well, your brother did buy a whole 59 00:03:36,729 --> 00:03:40,396 lot of baseball cards that we can't sell so, 60 00:03:41,422 --> 00:03:42,922 business as usual. 61 00:03:45,297 --> 00:03:47,964 (computer mouse clicking) 62 00:03:53,917 --> 00:03:56,417 (door creaks) 63 00:03:59,589 --> 00:04:01,672 - Going to bed, handsome. 64 00:04:02,723 --> 00:04:03,723 - All right. 65 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,129 - What are you doing? 66 00:04:10,122 --> 00:04:12,872 - Nothing, just looking at stuff. 67 00:04:15,708 --> 00:04:18,125 - Okay, well, I'll be inside. 68 00:04:20,614 --> 00:04:22,531 Don't stay up too late? 69 00:04:23,425 --> 00:04:24,758 - Okay, I won't. 70 00:04:30,060 --> 00:04:33,060 (footsteps tapping) 71 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:48,205 (clicking) 72 00:04:49,780 --> 00:04:52,780 (crickets chirping) 73 00:05:04,105 --> 00:05:07,227 - All right, well I'm going to bed. 74 00:05:07,227 --> 00:05:09,797 Don't stay up too late. 75 00:05:09,797 --> 00:05:11,471 Maybe even join me before I fall asleep-- 76 00:05:11,471 --> 00:05:13,353 - Knock it off. 77 00:05:13,353 --> 00:05:17,809 Yeah, I'll be there, just give me 10 minutes. 78 00:05:17,809 --> 00:05:19,476 - 10 minutes? - Yeah. 79 00:05:23,194 --> 00:05:26,277 (lighthearted music) 80 00:05:27,754 --> 00:05:28,671 10 minutes! 81 00:05:30,377 --> 00:05:31,460 - 20 minutes. 82 00:05:32,966 --> 00:05:35,549 (somber music) 83 00:05:41,463 --> 00:05:43,546 (clicks) 84 00:05:44,791 --> 00:05:47,374 (gentle music) 85 00:05:59,460 --> 00:06:02,043 (gentle music) 86 00:06:09,333 --> 00:06:10,998 - [Teague Answering Machine] Teague's phone, not answering. 87 00:06:10,998 --> 00:06:12,081 Call me back. 88 00:06:13,114 --> 00:06:13,947 (phone beeps) 89 00:06:13,947 --> 00:06:14,780 - Text Teague. 90 00:06:14,780 --> 00:06:18,448 Hey man, comma, autographed Norm Cash bat question mark. 91 00:06:18,448 --> 00:06:19,952 Worth it, question mark. 92 00:06:19,952 --> 00:06:22,009 Text me ASAP so I can call them, 93 00:06:22,009 --> 00:06:24,248 exclamation point, exclamation point. 94 00:06:24,248 --> 00:06:25,081 (phone beeps) 95 00:06:25,081 --> 00:06:27,847 - [Phone] Ready to send? (phone beeps) 96 00:06:27,847 --> 00:06:29,264 Consider it done. 97 00:06:32,655 --> 00:06:35,988 (footsteps approaching) 98 00:07:14,028 --> 00:07:16,420 - Do you have any idea what your brother is doing tonight? 99 00:07:16,420 --> 00:07:17,928 - No idea. 100 00:07:17,928 --> 00:07:19,990 - Guy sends me 40 text messages a day, 101 00:07:19,990 --> 00:07:22,265 except when I need him, I can't get in touch with him. 102 00:07:22,265 --> 00:07:23,765 - You and me both. 103 00:07:25,250 --> 00:07:27,770 - Really? - [Rachael] What? 104 00:07:27,770 --> 00:07:29,423 - Very subtle. 105 00:07:29,423 --> 00:07:31,756 - Just dreaming, that's all. 106 00:07:32,794 --> 00:07:34,402 - Such a stereotypical woman. 107 00:07:34,402 --> 00:07:37,193 - Hey, I can be a stereotypical woman. 108 00:07:37,193 --> 00:07:38,334 Just because I'm the breadwinner, 109 00:07:38,334 --> 00:07:39,382 doesn't mean I can't pick-- 110 00:07:39,382 --> 00:07:40,283 - Jeez! 111 00:07:40,283 --> 00:07:42,221 - Just kidding! 112 00:07:42,221 --> 00:07:43,729 I'll bread your winner. 113 00:07:43,729 --> 00:07:46,077 - Okay, I don't, doesn't even make sense. 114 00:07:46,077 --> 00:07:48,157 - I'm fine with the way things are. 115 00:07:48,157 --> 00:07:51,374 Working hard to make it work and that's all that matters. 116 00:07:51,374 --> 00:07:53,788 Doesn't matter how we're getting by. 117 00:07:53,788 --> 00:07:54,621 - Thanks. 118 00:07:55,708 --> 00:07:58,208 Sorry I can't contribute more. 119 00:07:59,965 --> 00:08:01,247 You can do way better you know? 120 00:08:01,247 --> 00:08:02,301 - Hey! 121 00:08:02,301 --> 00:08:04,309 Hate it when you say that. 122 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:06,059 I'm here, you dumbass 123 00:08:08,557 --> 00:08:10,807 'cause I love you, dumbass. 124 00:08:15,063 --> 00:08:17,910 Plus, when I was a little girl, 125 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:21,855 all I ever dreamed of was being someone's sugar momma. 126 00:08:21,855 --> 00:08:23,631 - What is it with you and this sugar momma? 127 00:08:23,631 --> 00:08:25,246 - [Rachael] I'll sugar your momma! 128 00:08:25,246 --> 00:08:26,206 - [Grant] That's gross! 129 00:08:26,206 --> 00:08:28,289 (laughs) 130 00:08:32,053 --> 00:08:34,803 (birds chirping) 131 00:08:50,814 --> 00:08:53,064 (coffee dripping) 132 00:09:05,004 --> 00:09:08,165 - Hi, I'm calling about the Norman Cash bat 133 00:09:08,165 --> 00:09:09,832 I saw posted online. 134 00:09:11,053 --> 00:09:12,803 Do you still have it? 135 00:09:14,967 --> 00:09:16,217 Oh okay, great. 136 00:09:19,083 --> 00:09:20,785 (coffee trickling) 137 00:09:20,785 --> 00:09:21,618 Uh huh. 138 00:09:24,579 --> 00:09:25,412 Okay. 139 00:09:26,486 --> 00:09:30,986 Well, maybe I can come by around lunch time to see it? 140 00:09:32,851 --> 00:09:34,268 Yeah, I can hold. 141 00:09:36,966 --> 00:09:38,977 - Now what did ya find? 142 00:09:38,977 --> 00:09:43,727 - Oh nothing, it's a autographed Norman Cash memorabilia. 143 00:09:51,919 --> 00:09:53,502 - Sounds expensive. 144 00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,715 (Jane sighs) 145 00:10:00,715 --> 00:10:02,882 You know I love you right? 146 00:10:04,362 --> 00:10:05,195 - I know. 147 00:10:11,693 --> 00:10:13,466 - Anybody home? 148 00:10:13,466 --> 00:10:14,434 - Yeah, I'm in here. 149 00:10:14,434 --> 00:10:16,283 - Hey man, you gotta check out this chick last night. 150 00:10:16,283 --> 00:10:17,116 I totally took her-- 151 00:10:17,116 --> 00:10:17,949 - Shh, shh, shh! 152 00:10:17,949 --> 00:10:19,937 Hi, hi, is this Lois? 153 00:10:19,937 --> 00:10:23,781 Hi, I'm calling about the bat that you posted an ad for. 154 00:10:23,781 --> 00:10:25,665 Oh okay, did they already? 155 00:10:25,665 --> 00:10:27,939 Oh no, okay great, well I can come by today at noon 156 00:10:27,939 --> 00:10:28,772 if you're. 157 00:10:29,663 --> 00:10:30,537 Oh okay. 158 00:10:30,537 --> 00:10:34,196 Yeah that works, what's the address? 159 00:10:34,196 --> 00:10:36,977 Okay great, yeah, yeah, I totally understand. 160 00:10:36,977 --> 00:10:38,495 All right, thank you so much Lois. 161 00:10:38,495 --> 00:10:40,114 Okay, bye, bye. 162 00:10:40,114 --> 00:10:41,746 Oh, come on, man. (laughs) 163 00:10:41,746 --> 00:10:43,579 - Yeah, she was sweet. 164 00:10:44,617 --> 00:10:45,615 Hey, did you get any bites on 165 00:10:45,615 --> 00:10:47,016 that Marvel Golden Age lunchbox? 166 00:10:47,016 --> 00:10:48,292 - Nah, I told you, we gotta come down on the price, 167 00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,376 it's all beat to shit and there are tons of them out there. 168 00:10:50,376 --> 00:10:52,550 - Yeah, but it was signed by the man himself. 169 00:10:52,550 --> 00:10:55,604 - Doesn't matter, if there are tons of them out there. 170 00:10:55,604 --> 00:10:56,836 - Anything else? 171 00:10:56,836 --> 00:10:58,115 - Um. 172 00:10:58,115 --> 00:10:59,694 I got an email about the Barkley jersey 173 00:10:59,694 --> 00:11:01,163 but we're not gonna make any real money on it 174 00:11:01,163 --> 00:11:04,762 because of the tear and I just called about this bat. 175 00:11:04,762 --> 00:11:06,847 I texted you last night but as per usual, 176 00:11:06,847 --> 00:11:08,779 I didn't hear back from you. 177 00:11:08,779 --> 00:11:09,612 Right. 178 00:11:10,466 --> 00:11:12,396 - Yeah, you should totally buy it. 179 00:11:12,396 --> 00:11:14,157 - Yeah? You think it's worth something? 180 00:11:14,157 --> 00:11:15,295 - [Teague] Mm hmm. 181 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:17,146 - You think you could make an actual profit off of it? 182 00:11:17,146 --> 00:11:18,456 - Mm. 183 00:11:18,456 --> 00:11:20,146 - Kinda desperate for something big here man. 184 00:11:20,146 --> 00:11:22,111 I'm not really upholding my end of the bargain. 185 00:11:22,111 --> 00:11:25,516 I want to show Rachael that this is actually doable. 186 00:11:25,516 --> 00:11:26,880 - Oh, I'll show you doable. 187 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,880 - Oh man! Who does that? 188 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:40,714 (door clicks) 189 00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:45,171 - Roy! 190 00:11:45,171 --> 00:11:46,030 Glad I caught you. 191 00:11:46,030 --> 00:11:47,126 - Oh, Mr. Webb. 192 00:11:47,126 --> 00:11:50,002 Hello, I was just stepping out for my lunch break. 193 00:11:50,002 --> 00:11:52,055 - Oh, well, I won't keep you. 194 00:11:52,055 --> 00:11:52,911 I just want you to know 195 00:11:52,911 --> 00:11:55,178 that tomorrow's two o'clock with Palmer-- 196 00:11:55,178 --> 00:11:56,766 - I completely understand, sir. 197 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:59,654 - Just as long as you're prepared, that's all. 198 00:11:59,654 --> 00:12:01,364 - Oh I am, sir. 199 00:12:01,364 --> 00:12:02,864 - Counting on you. 200 00:12:05,571 --> 00:12:07,091 Are you going to that new Thai place 201 00:12:07,091 --> 00:12:08,494 everybody's talking about? 202 00:12:08,494 --> 00:12:11,967 - Oh, no, no, actually I was just gonna run a quick errand 203 00:12:11,967 --> 00:12:14,378 and maybe go see my father. 204 00:12:14,378 --> 00:12:19,045 - Oh, well in that case, I'll see ya back at the office. 205 00:12:21,286 --> 00:12:22,736 - Okay. 206 00:12:22,736 --> 00:12:25,819 (lighthearted music) 207 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,369 (car door slams) 208 00:12:34,369 --> 00:12:37,957 (car engine revving) 209 00:12:37,957 --> 00:12:40,457 (phone rings) 210 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:44,946 - [Roy Answering Machine] You've reached the voicemail 211 00:12:44,946 --> 00:12:46,415 of Roy Dalton, leave a message 212 00:12:46,415 --> 00:12:48,274 and I'll get back to you as soon as I can. 213 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:49,107 (beep) 214 00:12:49,107 --> 00:12:50,182 - [Jane] Hey it's me, 215 00:12:50,182 --> 00:12:52,032 figured you be on your lunch break by now, 216 00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,893 if you're not working through it. 217 00:12:53,893 --> 00:12:55,753 Anyway, I'm out running some errands before my afternoon 218 00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:59,010 classes, just wanted to call and see how your day is going. 219 00:12:59,010 --> 00:13:01,970 I guess I will talk to you when I talk to you, okay? 220 00:13:01,970 --> 00:13:02,887 I love you. 221 00:13:04,191 --> 00:13:05,055 (beep) 222 00:13:05,055 --> 00:13:06,602 - [Rachael] Hey, it's me, we're on recess 223 00:13:06,602 --> 00:13:08,519 so I thought I'd give you a call. 224 00:13:08,519 --> 00:13:11,322 Cannot wait to tell you about this case. 225 00:13:11,322 --> 00:13:12,736 Anyway, I hope your day is going good 226 00:13:12,736 --> 00:13:16,443 and I love you and I will see you later tonight. 227 00:13:16,443 --> 00:13:19,193 Okay, bye! (beep) 228 00:13:22,311 --> 00:13:24,241 (car door slams) 229 00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:27,324 (lighthearted music) 230 00:13:38,993 --> 00:13:40,243 - Hey, are you? 231 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:43,220 - I'm heading right here. 232 00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,199 - Me too. 233 00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,131 - Oh, right on. 234 00:13:46,131 --> 00:13:48,085 Are you here to see the um-- 235 00:13:48,085 --> 00:13:48,918 - The bat? 236 00:13:48,918 --> 00:13:51,294 - Yeah, the bat, okay, me too. 237 00:13:51,294 --> 00:13:55,603 I guess, let's check this thing out, shall we? 238 00:13:55,603 --> 00:13:58,686 (lighthearted music) 239 00:14:00,978 --> 00:14:03,139 (doorbell rings) 240 00:14:03,139 --> 00:14:05,722 (dogs barking) 241 00:14:09,278 --> 00:14:10,537 (door clicks) 242 00:14:10,537 --> 00:14:12,417 - Hello there, can I help you? 243 00:14:12,417 --> 00:14:13,309 - Uh yeah, hi. 244 00:14:13,309 --> 00:14:14,428 I'm here to see the autographed bat, 245 00:14:14,428 --> 00:14:15,671 we spoke earlier on the phone? 246 00:14:15,671 --> 00:14:16,723 - And me too. 247 00:14:16,723 --> 00:14:17,932 - Yeah, both of us. 248 00:14:17,932 --> 00:14:20,348 - Oh yes, please, come in. 249 00:14:20,348 --> 00:14:21,181 - [Grant] Thanks. 250 00:14:21,181 --> 00:14:23,181 - Came at the same time. 251 00:14:28,278 --> 00:14:29,985 Just a minute and I'll go fetch it. 252 00:14:29,985 --> 00:14:30,985 - Thank you. 253 00:14:33,048 --> 00:14:34,939 So do you sell a lot of stuff online? 254 00:14:34,939 --> 00:14:37,068 - Oh no dear, I had my nephew put this 255 00:14:37,068 --> 00:14:38,651 on the line for me. 256 00:14:40,301 --> 00:14:41,218 Here it is. 257 00:14:43,099 --> 00:14:45,343 My husband had a lot of this stuff, 258 00:14:45,343 --> 00:14:47,421 always with the baseball, you know? 259 00:14:47,421 --> 00:14:49,009 - So there's more of this then? 260 00:14:49,009 --> 00:14:51,061 - Oh no, this is the last of it. 261 00:14:51,061 --> 00:14:54,263 Hung onto it for a little while but you know, 262 00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:55,513 time to let go. 263 00:14:56,983 --> 00:14:58,150 - Looks legit. 264 00:14:59,307 --> 00:15:02,496 - Yeah, that's definitely his signature. 265 00:15:02,496 --> 00:15:03,663 It looks used. 266 00:15:04,517 --> 00:15:07,752 - Like game used? Like professionally? 267 00:15:07,752 --> 00:15:09,468 - How much are you asking? 268 00:15:09,468 --> 00:15:11,801 - How much are you offering? 269 00:15:14,571 --> 00:15:16,856 - I'll give you $200 for it, ma'am. 270 00:15:16,856 --> 00:15:18,700 - I can do 225. 271 00:15:18,700 --> 00:15:20,700 - Well, isn't this nice? 272 00:15:22,061 --> 00:15:24,228 - Okay, I guess 250. - 300. 273 00:15:26,347 --> 00:15:28,414 (sighs) 274 00:15:28,414 --> 00:15:31,509 - All right ma'am, I'll give you $400 for it. 275 00:15:31,509 --> 00:15:33,507 - All right, I can do 410. - 420. 276 00:15:33,507 --> 00:15:35,127 - All right, this is silly, man. 277 00:15:35,127 --> 00:15:35,960 Let's cut to the chase, 278 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:39,403 what's the most you're willing to spend on this thing? 279 00:15:39,403 --> 00:15:42,490 (lighthearted music) 280 00:15:42,490 --> 00:15:43,388 - $500. 281 00:15:43,388 --> 00:15:44,448 - 525. 282 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:45,281 - 550. 283 00:15:46,568 --> 00:15:48,722 - Okay, neither of us wants to let it go. 284 00:15:48,722 --> 00:15:50,206 We're both gonna have the same bank roll it seems 285 00:15:50,206 --> 00:15:51,377 so let's figure out a way to work this out. 286 00:15:51,377 --> 00:15:53,014 Let's figure out something fair. 287 00:15:53,014 --> 00:15:53,847 - How? 288 00:15:54,931 --> 00:15:56,662 - Rock, paper, scissors? 289 00:15:56,662 --> 00:15:57,730 - Excuse me? 290 00:15:57,730 --> 00:15:58,563 - Rock, paper, scissors, you know what it is. 291 00:15:58,563 --> 00:15:59,396 Loser walks away. 292 00:15:59,396 --> 00:16:01,414 - [Roy] That's ridiculous. 293 00:16:01,414 --> 00:16:03,414 - You got a better idea? 294 00:16:04,867 --> 00:16:05,938 - Okay, on shoot. 295 00:16:05,938 --> 00:16:06,921 - What? 296 00:16:06,921 --> 00:16:08,316 - Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 297 00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:09,149 We throw on shoot. 298 00:16:09,149 --> 00:16:10,828 - Perfect, all right, let's go. 299 00:16:10,828 --> 00:16:11,738 (lighthearted music) 300 00:16:11,738 --> 00:16:12,730 All right, you ready? 301 00:16:12,730 --> 00:16:13,616 - Yeah. 302 00:16:13,616 --> 00:16:17,257 - [Both] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 303 00:16:17,257 --> 00:16:19,378 Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. (phone ringing) 304 00:16:19,378 --> 00:16:20,211 - Come on. 305 00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:23,334 - [Both] Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. 306 00:16:23,334 --> 00:16:25,295 - Seems kind of weird that you're playing a kid's game 307 00:16:25,295 --> 00:16:27,253 for a baseball bat. 308 00:16:27,253 --> 00:16:30,375 Maybe you should be playing baseball for it. 309 00:16:30,375 --> 00:16:31,208 Hello? 310 00:16:32,304 --> 00:16:34,492 - Yeah, great idea, why don't we get a bunch of grown men 311 00:16:34,492 --> 00:16:35,711 together and play a game of pick up baseball. 312 00:16:35,711 --> 00:16:38,491 Winner will get the bat, how's that? 313 00:16:38,491 --> 00:16:40,276 - I have another gentleman on the phone. 314 00:16:40,276 --> 00:16:43,943 He says he'll come over right now with $650! 315 00:16:45,016 --> 00:16:46,118 - Damn it. 316 00:16:46,118 --> 00:16:47,689 Uh, all right, can you just have him 317 00:16:47,689 --> 00:16:48,941 hold on just one second? 318 00:16:48,941 --> 00:16:50,792 One of us is gonna get the bat, agreed? 319 00:16:50,792 --> 00:16:51,755 - Yeah, sure. 320 00:16:51,755 --> 00:16:52,809 - All right, we can figure out who later. 321 00:16:52,809 --> 00:16:54,252 Let's just make sure the price doesn't go up anymore. 322 00:16:54,252 --> 00:16:55,546 I have an idea. 323 00:16:55,546 --> 00:16:56,719 Hi, can I talk to him real quick, do you mind? 324 00:16:56,719 --> 00:16:57,736 Really quickly. 325 00:16:57,736 --> 00:17:00,599 Hey, yeah, sorry pal, bat got sold, thanks for calling. 326 00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:02,161 Okay, my friend and I have decided 327 00:17:02,161 --> 00:17:04,199 that we're gonna buy the bat collectively, okay? 328 00:17:04,199 --> 00:17:05,451 So it was 600? 329 00:17:05,451 --> 00:17:08,823 - No, the gentleman on the phone said $650. 330 00:17:08,823 --> 00:17:10,290 - Great, okay. 331 00:17:10,290 --> 00:17:11,748 You have 325 in cash on you? 332 00:17:11,748 --> 00:17:12,844 - Yeah. 333 00:17:12,844 --> 00:17:14,375 - All right, great, let's split it. 334 00:17:14,375 --> 00:17:15,345 Just so she doesn't sell this thing 335 00:17:15,345 --> 00:17:17,852 before we can figure this situation out. 336 00:17:17,852 --> 00:17:21,435 - Okay, well, who's gonna take the bat now? 337 00:17:22,973 --> 00:17:23,965 - Gonna take a guess that you don't think 338 00:17:23,965 --> 00:17:25,741 I'm trustworthy enough to do it. 339 00:17:25,741 --> 00:17:27,502 - Not exactly, and I sort of wanted to take it 340 00:17:27,502 --> 00:17:29,508 and show my father. 341 00:17:29,508 --> 00:17:31,710 - Well, I'm sorry about that but just 'cause you're all 342 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:36,377 business doesn't mean you're more trustworthy than I am. 343 00:17:38,469 --> 00:17:39,858 All right, ma'am can we pay you now 344 00:17:39,858 --> 00:17:41,857 and then pick it up in like a day or two? 345 00:17:41,857 --> 00:17:44,119 - Yes, I guess I see no problem with it. 346 00:17:44,119 --> 00:17:46,548 I'm gonna get my money either way. 347 00:17:46,548 --> 00:17:48,520 - Awesome, great, can I, thanks. 348 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:51,353 I just, I can't let this get away. 349 00:17:53,370 --> 00:17:55,203 That should be it all. 350 00:17:59,982 --> 00:18:00,839 All right, thanks again. 351 00:18:00,839 --> 00:18:02,399 We'll be in touch to pick it up. 352 00:18:02,399 --> 00:18:05,254 - I gotta get back to work. 353 00:18:05,254 --> 00:18:08,124 - Ah okay, so take my card 354 00:18:08,124 --> 00:18:11,496 and I guess, give me a buzz the second you get a chance 355 00:18:11,496 --> 00:18:13,700 and we'll figure a way to sort this whole thing out 356 00:18:13,700 --> 00:18:15,099 so that we're both happy. 357 00:18:15,099 --> 00:18:16,730 - Okay. 358 00:18:16,730 --> 00:18:18,702 - I'm Grant by the way. 359 00:18:18,702 --> 00:18:19,827 - Roy. 360 00:18:19,827 --> 00:18:21,875 - Nice to meet you, Roy. 361 00:18:21,875 --> 00:18:26,464 Well, it's a pleasure co-owning a bat with you. 362 00:18:26,464 --> 00:18:28,156 I guess I'll talk to you in a bit? 363 00:18:28,156 --> 00:18:29,202 - [Roy] Sure. 364 00:18:29,202 --> 00:18:30,035 - Sounds good man. 365 00:18:30,035 --> 00:18:32,618 You enjoy the rest of your day. 366 00:18:34,490 --> 00:18:37,214 - I have no idea what happened. 367 00:18:37,214 --> 00:18:39,461 - [Jane] You just gave money away for nothing 368 00:18:39,461 --> 00:18:41,378 is what it sounds like. 369 00:18:43,013 --> 00:18:44,346 - Yeah, it does. 370 00:18:45,743 --> 00:18:48,993 But his card seems somewhat legitimate. 371 00:18:50,634 --> 00:18:53,457 I'll call him after work and we'll sort it all out. 372 00:18:53,457 --> 00:18:57,393 - [Jane] I'm sure you will, what did the woman say about it? 373 00:18:57,393 --> 00:18:58,748 - She was sort of funny about it. 374 00:18:58,748 --> 00:19:00,425 She even implied that we should play an actual game 375 00:19:00,425 --> 00:19:02,008 of baseball for it. 376 00:19:03,005 --> 00:19:03,942 - Play baseball? 377 00:19:03,942 --> 00:19:06,333 Oh my goodness, you should, that's a great idea. 378 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:07,166 - [Roy] What? 379 00:19:07,166 --> 00:19:08,369 - You guys should play a game of baseball. 380 00:19:08,369 --> 00:19:10,674 - Hey Roy, can you, oh. 381 00:19:10,674 --> 00:19:12,176 - Jane, that's ridiculous. 382 00:19:12,176 --> 00:19:14,519 - Why? Why is that ridiculous? 383 00:19:14,519 --> 00:19:17,168 When was the last time you did anything fun? 384 00:19:17,168 --> 00:19:20,271 You go to work, you come home, you lounge, rinse, repeat. 385 00:19:20,271 --> 00:19:21,626 I think it would be a really good idea for you 386 00:19:21,626 --> 00:19:23,443 to get outside and get some exercise. 387 00:19:23,443 --> 00:19:25,379 - And Webb needs the rest by three. 388 00:19:25,379 --> 00:19:26,911 - Oh okay. 389 00:19:26,911 --> 00:19:28,531 Sorry. 390 00:19:28,531 --> 00:19:29,572 I don't know hun. 391 00:19:29,572 --> 00:19:31,903 - Well, you'll sort it out however you like, but, 392 00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:35,710 I think a game of baseball sounds fun and I wish you would. 393 00:19:35,710 --> 00:19:36,543 For me? 394 00:19:41,807 --> 00:19:43,890 You hear what I'm saying? 395 00:19:44,794 --> 00:19:46,680 You still there? 396 00:19:46,680 --> 00:19:47,513 Hello? 397 00:19:49,510 --> 00:19:51,184 - And he was serious? 398 00:19:51,184 --> 00:19:53,674 - Yeah, we couldn't come to any sort of agreement 399 00:19:53,674 --> 00:19:55,587 so he threw out this idea to play an actual game. 400 00:19:55,587 --> 00:19:56,861 - Damn straight he did. 401 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:57,694 - I figured why not? 402 00:19:57,694 --> 00:19:58,791 I mean, I want this stupid bat 403 00:19:58,791 --> 00:20:00,237 and we couldn't agree on anything else. 404 00:20:00,237 --> 00:20:03,726 - Oh shit, I'm calling the boys so hard. 405 00:20:03,726 --> 00:20:06,147 - Do you even play baseball? 406 00:20:06,147 --> 00:20:09,623 - I played little league, and high school for like a year. 407 00:20:09,623 --> 00:20:11,599 - Oh, this is gonna be rich. 408 00:20:11,599 --> 00:20:12,432 - Oh come on! 409 00:20:12,432 --> 00:20:14,606 - [Teague] Big D, we got ourselves a baseball game! 410 00:20:14,606 --> 00:20:18,356 - I can play sporting events, you don't know. 411 00:20:19,232 --> 00:20:21,299 Sport your event. 412 00:20:21,299 --> 00:20:23,022 - It's not how you do it. 413 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:23,855 - I dunno. 414 00:20:28,810 --> 00:20:30,236 - This is gonna be great. 415 00:20:30,236 --> 00:20:32,068 I haven't played a game of organized baseball 416 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:33,391 in a long time. 417 00:20:33,391 --> 00:20:36,974 I really appreciate you inviting me. 418 00:20:36,974 --> 00:20:40,229 You should stop by, I'm right next door. 419 00:20:40,229 --> 00:20:42,229 Hey, I never see ya man. 420 00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:47,015 - Hey. - Hey, thanks for meeting me. 421 00:20:48,690 --> 00:20:49,722 - Yeah, sure man. 422 00:20:49,722 --> 00:20:50,587 So you really wanna do this? 423 00:20:50,587 --> 00:20:52,766 You wanna play a game? 424 00:20:52,766 --> 00:20:54,172 - Yeah, I guess so. 425 00:20:54,172 --> 00:20:55,554 - Hey, I'm Clark. 426 00:20:55,554 --> 00:20:56,699 - Nice to meet you. 427 00:20:56,699 --> 00:20:57,557 - Teague. 428 00:20:57,557 --> 00:20:59,843 Terribly looking forward to beating you, terribly. 429 00:20:59,843 --> 00:21:02,408 - All right, relax there, killer. 430 00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:03,727 - So how are we gonna work this? 431 00:21:03,727 --> 00:21:05,039 We still have to go get the bat. 432 00:21:05,039 --> 00:21:08,253 - Right, I guess I could pick it up 433 00:21:08,253 --> 00:21:10,211 tomorrow during my lunch break. 434 00:21:10,211 --> 00:21:12,420 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, and we're just supposed to trust you? 435 00:21:12,420 --> 00:21:14,061 How do we know you're just gonna run off with it? 436 00:21:14,061 --> 00:21:15,850 - And you're so trustworthy? 437 00:21:15,850 --> 00:21:16,683 - Okay. 438 00:21:16,683 --> 00:21:18,876 - Why don't we just hire a third-party to hang onto it? 439 00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,219 They don't need to know it's worth anything. 440 00:21:20,219 --> 00:21:23,254 - Yeah, yeah, and they can be the umpire too. 441 00:21:23,254 --> 00:21:25,023 We kill two birds with one stone. 442 00:21:25,023 --> 00:21:26,271 - Oh an umpire? 443 00:21:26,271 --> 00:21:27,771 Getting fancy huh? 444 00:21:29,529 --> 00:21:32,946 - Do we need batting helmets or anything? 445 00:21:37,408 --> 00:21:38,329 Great. 446 00:21:38,329 --> 00:21:39,496 - I'm sure we're fine. 447 00:21:39,496 --> 00:21:42,375 It's not like we're throwing fast balls right? 448 00:21:42,375 --> 00:21:45,616 - What's the least amount of players we can get away with? 449 00:21:45,616 --> 00:21:49,857 - Maybe six each with a designated pitcher. 450 00:21:49,857 --> 00:21:51,137 - What? No, no, no, no. 451 00:21:51,137 --> 00:21:53,239 We have to pitch, it's part of the game 452 00:21:53,239 --> 00:21:55,671 and I can totally get us nine for our team. 453 00:21:55,671 --> 00:21:58,351 - See, I don't think I can. 454 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,606 - How about seven players each, no short stop, 455 00:22:01,606 --> 00:22:03,379 only two in the out field 456 00:22:03,379 --> 00:22:06,596 and then we can have some real pitching. 457 00:22:06,596 --> 00:22:08,679 - Does that work for you? 458 00:22:11,165 --> 00:22:13,597 Okay, I'll post an ad online for an umpire 459 00:22:13,597 --> 00:22:17,097 and I'll give you a buzz tomorrow I guess. 460 00:22:18,096 --> 00:22:19,763 See ya on the field. 461 00:22:25,032 --> 00:22:26,615 - Yeah, sure buddy. 462 00:22:29,578 --> 00:22:30,495 No worries. 463 00:22:32,872 --> 00:22:34,539 Okay, okay, you too. 464 00:22:37,267 --> 00:22:39,100 All right, thanks Bob. 465 00:22:41,796 --> 00:22:46,713 Well, guess I didn't realize how few folks I actually know. 466 00:22:49,600 --> 00:22:52,692 - What about Clark, does he have friends who'll play? 467 00:22:52,692 --> 00:22:56,034 - Well, his cousin Brian but that's it. 468 00:22:56,034 --> 00:22:58,534 - What about people from work? 469 00:23:00,022 --> 00:23:00,999 (groans) 470 00:23:00,999 --> 00:23:04,027 - Maybe this is a dumb mistake. 471 00:23:04,027 --> 00:23:06,533 - Oh come on, it's gonna be fun. 472 00:23:06,533 --> 00:23:08,258 Just you wait. 473 00:23:08,258 --> 00:23:12,661 When you get there on the ball field, it's gonna be a blast. 474 00:23:12,661 --> 00:23:14,853 I'm so happy you're doing this. 475 00:23:14,853 --> 00:23:16,103 You've no idea. 476 00:23:18,083 --> 00:23:21,083 - I just didn't think this through. 477 00:23:21,083 --> 00:23:22,190 I have a feeling he's gonna show up 478 00:23:22,190 --> 00:23:25,656 with all these young, tough guys. 479 00:23:25,656 --> 00:23:27,489 - Sure, it'll be fine. 480 00:23:29,589 --> 00:23:31,125 - Oh, you're not dreaming. 481 00:23:31,125 --> 00:23:32,316 - Hashtag where's the beer. 482 00:23:32,316 --> 00:23:33,815 - Somebody order a baseball team? 483 00:23:33,815 --> 00:23:35,450 - Oh, we're real. 484 00:23:35,450 --> 00:23:37,747 - Well, all right, come on in guys, how are you doing? 485 00:23:37,747 --> 00:23:40,292 - Nice to meet ya, I'm Dustin, you can call me D, 486 00:23:40,292 --> 00:23:43,349 Hollywood, Dapper, doesn't matter, I'm not picky. 487 00:23:43,349 --> 00:23:45,325 - I'm Scott, where's Teague's hot sister 488 00:23:45,325 --> 00:23:46,826 and what is she doing with you? 489 00:23:46,826 --> 00:23:49,699 - Um, she's in the living room. 490 00:23:49,699 --> 00:23:50,532 - My boys! 491 00:23:55,188 --> 00:23:56,699 ...and guess who's looking right back at me 492 00:23:56,699 --> 00:23:57,689 when I turn around? 493 00:23:57,689 --> 00:23:58,522 - Who? 494 00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:00,375 - My mom, so she starts screaming at me 495 00:24:00,375 --> 00:24:01,395 and how was I supposed to know there were 496 00:24:01,395 --> 00:24:03,643 girl scouts outside, I just opened the door. 497 00:24:03,643 --> 00:24:05,274 - Did you get any thin mints? 498 00:24:05,274 --> 00:24:07,413 - Oh man, I knew I made a mistake. 499 00:24:07,413 --> 00:24:08,679 - I got a question for you. 500 00:24:08,679 --> 00:24:11,363 Do you think that your and Grant's kids 501 00:24:11,363 --> 00:24:13,345 are gonna get along with our kids? 502 00:24:13,345 --> 00:24:14,261 - Idiot. 503 00:24:14,261 --> 00:24:15,615 - Where's Jesse at? 504 00:24:15,615 --> 00:24:16,700 - Oh, he'll be there for the game. 505 00:24:16,700 --> 00:24:18,546 He had to take care of the wife tonight. 506 00:24:18,546 --> 00:24:20,649 - And that's why I'm not getting married. 507 00:24:20,649 --> 00:24:21,872 Grant knows what I'm talking about. 508 00:24:21,872 --> 00:24:23,575 - Oh, is that the game? 509 00:24:23,575 --> 00:24:26,119 - Dude, no, there's no game. 510 00:24:26,119 --> 00:24:28,285 Told you, it's timing. 511 00:24:28,285 --> 00:24:29,118 - Mm, I'll bet. 512 00:24:29,118 --> 00:24:30,143 - I'm actually impressed you managed 513 00:24:30,143 --> 00:24:31,159 to stall her off this long, 514 00:24:31,159 --> 00:24:33,001 considering her serpent's tongue. 515 00:24:33,001 --> 00:24:35,542 When we were kids, she could talk us into doing anything. 516 00:24:35,542 --> 00:24:36,930 - Yeah and she did. 517 00:24:36,930 --> 00:24:39,338 Remember that time we found that dog biscuit in the grass? 518 00:24:39,338 --> 00:24:41,549 She got Scott to eat it in like 30 seconds. 519 00:24:41,549 --> 00:24:42,382 - Yeah! 520 00:24:42,382 --> 00:24:43,215 - What can I say? 521 00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:44,401 It's skill. 522 00:24:44,401 --> 00:24:48,469 - I'd do it all again, for you, I'll do it again. 523 00:24:48,469 --> 00:24:50,447 - Anyway, I'm stoked about playing man, 524 00:24:50,447 --> 00:24:51,435 it's gonna be fun. 525 00:24:51,435 --> 00:24:53,334 Any chance to reanimate the doom room. 526 00:24:53,334 --> 00:24:56,271 - Doom! - To the glory days! 527 00:24:56,271 --> 00:24:57,871 - Some of us are still in 'em. 528 00:24:57,871 --> 00:24:58,704 (bottles clink) 529 00:24:58,704 --> 00:25:00,704 - Maybe we think we are. 530 00:25:01,621 --> 00:25:04,204 (cars roaring) 531 00:25:10,131 --> 00:25:11,069 - Where is this guy? 532 00:25:11,069 --> 00:25:13,074 I don't have much time to wait. 533 00:25:13,074 --> 00:25:14,382 - Your guess is as good as mine. 534 00:25:14,382 --> 00:25:16,865 I spoke to him less than an hour ago. 535 00:25:16,865 --> 00:25:18,383 - You sure he's? 536 00:25:18,383 --> 00:25:19,504 - He seems on the up and up. 537 00:25:19,504 --> 00:25:22,328 I mean, he told me he used to umpire for the minors. 538 00:25:22,328 --> 00:25:23,727 - Why'd he stop? 539 00:25:23,727 --> 00:25:25,228 - No idea. 540 00:25:25,228 --> 00:25:26,061 - Great. 541 00:25:27,691 --> 00:25:29,858 - Oh, that's gotta be him. 542 00:25:31,738 --> 00:25:32,571 Hey Joe? 543 00:25:34,626 --> 00:25:35,796 Hey Joe? 544 00:25:35,796 --> 00:25:36,629 Joe? 545 00:25:37,949 --> 00:25:38,782 - Great. 546 00:25:39,762 --> 00:25:41,531 - Hey you should've told me parking was so terrible 547 00:25:41,531 --> 00:25:42,444 in this neighborhood. 548 00:25:42,444 --> 00:25:44,450 I had to park three blocks up. 549 00:25:44,450 --> 00:25:45,665 - I'm sorry about that. 550 00:25:45,665 --> 00:25:47,383 I should've warned you. 551 00:25:47,383 --> 00:25:50,397 Thanks for coming though, I appreciate you meeting us. 552 00:25:50,397 --> 00:25:52,443 Here's the trophy. 553 00:25:52,443 --> 00:25:53,276 - Oh okay. 554 00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:56,482 - Take really good care of it okay? 555 00:25:56,482 --> 00:25:58,040 - Yeah. 556 00:25:58,040 --> 00:26:00,707 - Yeah, it's really sentimental. 557 00:26:02,801 --> 00:26:06,371 - Wait a minute, you guys don't have me holding 558 00:26:06,371 --> 00:26:08,396 something illegal-like do you? 559 00:26:08,396 --> 00:26:09,352 - [Both] Oh no. 560 00:26:09,352 --> 00:26:12,248 - No, no, it's just a plain old plain old baseball bat. 561 00:26:12,248 --> 00:26:14,616 - So it's like some sort of a-- 562 00:26:14,616 --> 00:26:17,949 - It's just this inside joke that we do. 563 00:26:20,147 --> 00:26:22,511 - So when's the ball game? 564 00:26:22,511 --> 00:26:24,250 - Tomorrow. 565 00:26:24,250 --> 00:26:25,484 - Okay. 566 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,616 I'm looking forward to being there. 567 00:26:27,616 --> 00:26:31,616 - Okay, thanks so much, we really appreciate it. 568 00:26:33,782 --> 00:26:34,615 - Um. 569 00:26:36,076 --> 00:26:37,914 About the money? 570 00:26:37,914 --> 00:26:38,758 - Oh, right, right, right. 571 00:26:38,758 --> 00:26:40,133 You have what I asked you to bring? 572 00:26:40,133 --> 00:26:40,966 - Yeah. 573 00:26:42,698 --> 00:26:44,994 - Half up front and then half after the game, right? 574 00:26:44,994 --> 00:26:46,661 - Yeah, that's fair. 575 00:26:48,592 --> 00:26:49,473 - All right, thanks a lot, Joe, 576 00:26:49,473 --> 00:26:51,217 we really, really appreciate it. 577 00:26:51,217 --> 00:26:53,450 - Okay, looking forward to it. 578 00:26:53,450 --> 00:26:54,283 - [Grant] Okay. 579 00:26:54,283 --> 00:26:55,557 - Okay. 580 00:26:55,557 --> 00:26:57,557 - Thanks. - [Joe] See ya. 581 00:26:58,703 --> 00:27:02,467 - There goes that, guess it's official. 582 00:27:02,467 --> 00:27:05,590 Now how do we know he's not just gonna take off on us? 583 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:06,423 - We don't. 584 00:27:06,423 --> 00:27:08,992 Let's just hope he needs the rest of that money. 585 00:27:08,992 --> 00:27:10,359 You know, I could've hung onto the bat. 586 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,942 - I could've hung onto the bat. 587 00:27:14,744 --> 00:27:16,428 I don't like any of this. 588 00:27:16,428 --> 00:27:17,627 - We'll be all right. 589 00:27:17,627 --> 00:27:19,859 How's your team coming? 590 00:27:19,859 --> 00:27:22,609 - I'll be all right, it's coming. 591 00:27:27,091 --> 00:27:28,351 - [Mr. Webb] Hey, what's this baseball game 592 00:27:28,351 --> 00:27:29,851 I'm hearing about? 593 00:27:31,003 --> 00:27:33,003 - Oh, it's nothing, sir. 594 00:27:34,233 --> 00:27:35,584 - Both the Daves told me about a game 595 00:27:35,584 --> 00:27:38,334 they're playing tomorrow morning? 596 00:27:39,655 --> 00:27:42,322 (phone ringing) 597 00:27:46,060 --> 00:27:49,002 Sounds like fun, you've got room for another? 598 00:27:49,002 --> 00:27:51,025 - Unfortunately, I don't think-- 599 00:27:51,025 --> 00:27:52,489 - You know, I've spent my fair share of time 600 00:27:52,489 --> 00:27:54,367 on a baseball diamond. 601 00:27:54,367 --> 00:27:56,742 Actually, I was a pretty great pitcher. 602 00:27:56,742 --> 00:28:00,301 Hey, I can even teach you a few things. 603 00:28:00,301 --> 00:28:02,564 Classic curve ball. 604 00:28:02,564 --> 00:28:05,117 You've got your four seam slider. 605 00:28:05,117 --> 00:28:07,082 You've got your fast ball. 606 00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:08,186 I mean you should've seen this-- 607 00:28:08,186 --> 00:28:09,624 - Would you like to join us, sir? 608 00:28:09,624 --> 00:28:10,504 - Really? 609 00:28:10,504 --> 00:28:11,478 You'd like to have me? 610 00:28:11,478 --> 00:28:12,326 - Absolutely, sir. 611 00:28:12,326 --> 00:28:13,554 We'd love to have you. 612 00:28:13,554 --> 00:28:14,447 - Great! 613 00:28:14,447 --> 00:28:17,049 Gotta call my wife, see if she can find where my glove is. 614 00:28:17,049 --> 00:28:20,153 It'll be like Team Webb and Company. 615 00:28:20,153 --> 00:28:22,752 You know what I like about you, Roy? 616 00:28:22,752 --> 00:28:25,002 You're full of great ideas. 617 00:28:27,211 --> 00:28:30,078 (phone ringing) 618 00:28:30,078 --> 00:28:32,078 (sighs) 619 00:28:35,124 --> 00:28:37,791 (chair squeaks) 620 00:28:40,179 --> 00:28:43,805 - Jeffrey Webb is playing baseball? 621 00:28:43,805 --> 00:28:46,138 Holy crap, I gotta see this. 622 00:28:48,295 --> 00:28:49,128 - Yeah. 623 00:28:50,611 --> 00:28:53,609 - Well, at least you have a team! 624 00:28:53,609 --> 00:28:54,442 - Yeah. 625 00:28:56,262 --> 00:28:58,839 - Who knows, he might be really great! 626 00:28:58,839 --> 00:29:00,922 Maybe he'll surprise you. 627 00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,637 (coffee pot slams) 628 00:29:21,507 --> 00:29:24,586 - Talked to dad today about everything. 629 00:29:24,586 --> 00:29:26,419 The bat and this game. 630 00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:33,742 - It's nice of you to visit him everyday. 631 00:29:33,742 --> 00:29:35,242 You don't have to. 632 00:29:36,620 --> 00:29:38,953 - I like to, he deserves it. 633 00:29:42,585 --> 00:29:45,933 - And I deserve a nice relaxing evening 634 00:29:45,933 --> 00:29:49,933 so I'm gonna go upstairs and take a bubble bath. 635 00:29:52,481 --> 00:29:55,411 It'll be nice if when I got out, 636 00:29:55,411 --> 00:29:57,911 my husband was waiting for me. 637 00:29:58,883 --> 00:30:01,383 So finish up, meet me upstairs 638 00:30:02,456 --> 00:30:05,447 and get that dusty box off my table. 639 00:30:05,447 --> 00:30:08,530 (lighthearted music) 640 00:30:26,144 --> 00:30:28,727 (gentle music) 641 00:31:09,485 --> 00:31:11,568 (smacks) 642 00:31:12,965 --> 00:31:16,048 (lighthearted music) 643 00:31:24,188 --> 00:31:29,105 (bass thumping music) 644 00:31:31,562 --> 00:31:33,722 - See ya in the morning, sugar plum. 645 00:31:33,722 --> 00:31:35,021 - Yeah, thanks again for playing with me. 646 00:31:35,021 --> 00:31:36,687 I can't thank you guys enough. 647 00:31:36,687 --> 00:31:37,990 - No problemo man. 648 00:31:37,990 --> 00:31:39,420 We're gonna kick some ass. 649 00:31:39,420 --> 00:31:40,898 It was good hanging with you, all right? 650 00:31:40,898 --> 00:31:41,731 - Yeah, absolutely. 651 00:31:41,731 --> 00:31:44,433 - See ya tomorrow. 652 00:31:44,433 --> 00:31:46,146 - [Scott] Tell Rachael I love her and I'm gonna call her 653 00:31:46,146 --> 00:31:49,896 tonight and I'm gonna take her to the movies! 654 00:31:51,633 --> 00:31:53,883 (brushing) 655 00:31:55,120 --> 00:31:56,099 - Hey hun. 656 00:31:56,099 --> 00:31:57,743 - Hey can you do me a favor? 657 00:31:57,743 --> 00:31:59,456 Think you can ask your brother to stop showing me photos 658 00:31:59,456 --> 00:32:01,441 of all of his sexual escapades? 659 00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:02,274 - Mm. 660 00:32:02,274 --> 00:32:03,107 - Yeah. 661 00:32:06,410 --> 00:32:07,395 (water gushing) 662 00:32:07,395 --> 00:32:10,173 - Are you ready for your widdle baseball game? 663 00:32:10,173 --> 00:32:11,767 - Thanks. 664 00:32:11,767 --> 00:32:12,999 Yeah, the guys are all excited. 665 00:32:12,999 --> 00:32:14,472 - Well, are you excited? 666 00:32:14,472 --> 00:32:16,857 - Well yeah, there's money on the line so. 667 00:32:16,857 --> 00:32:19,037 - Doesn't matter, just have fun. 668 00:32:19,037 --> 00:32:22,704 God knows you deserve it, Mr. Serious Pants. 669 00:32:24,640 --> 00:32:25,473 Fun! 670 00:32:26,450 --> 00:32:27,283 Fun? 671 00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:28,116 - Fun. 672 00:32:35,349 --> 00:32:36,182 Fun. Fun. 673 00:32:39,099 --> 00:32:42,182 (lighthearted music) 674 00:33:09,231 --> 00:33:10,064 - Well. 675 00:33:15,288 --> 00:33:16,788 - Well, all right. 676 00:33:19,233 --> 00:33:20,886 - All right boys. 677 00:33:20,886 --> 00:33:24,431 Babe's rules, seven innings, four for a walk, 678 00:33:24,431 --> 00:33:27,874 three strikes you're out, no blocking home plate. 679 00:33:27,874 --> 00:33:30,541 You must tag up and no stealing. 680 00:33:31,999 --> 00:33:33,292 - Hi, are you here for the-- 681 00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:34,191 - Hi! 682 00:33:34,191 --> 00:33:35,024 The game. 683 00:33:35,024 --> 00:33:35,857 - The game, yeah. 684 00:33:35,857 --> 00:33:36,690 Hi, Jane. 685 00:33:36,690 --> 00:33:37,523 - Hi, Rachael. 686 00:33:37,523 --> 00:33:38,356 - Roy's wife. 687 00:33:38,356 --> 00:33:39,189 - Good to meet you. 688 00:33:39,189 --> 00:33:40,022 - He's the one with the-- 689 00:33:40,022 --> 00:33:40,855 - Oh great. 690 00:33:40,855 --> 00:33:41,688 - Yeah. 691 00:33:41,688 --> 00:33:42,855 So are you um. 692 00:33:43,935 --> 00:33:45,274 - Grant's fiance. 693 00:33:45,274 --> 00:33:47,395 - Grant's fiance, oh okay, great, nice to meet you. 694 00:33:47,395 --> 00:33:48,440 - Nice to meet you too. 695 00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:49,273 - It's a pleasure. 696 00:33:49,273 --> 00:33:51,662 - Who's at bat first? 697 00:33:51,662 --> 00:33:53,465 Who's home, away? 698 00:33:53,465 --> 00:33:55,655 Who's at bat first? 699 00:33:55,655 --> 00:33:59,320 - I am, do you wanna rock, paper, scissors for it? 700 00:33:59,320 --> 00:34:00,935 - Let's just flip a coin. 701 00:34:00,935 --> 00:34:01,847 - Okay. 702 00:34:01,847 --> 00:34:02,711 - Hey, why didn't we do that-- 703 00:34:02,711 --> 00:34:03,859 - Here, here. 704 00:34:03,859 --> 00:34:05,776 Why don't you use this? 705 00:34:07,546 --> 00:34:10,393 - [Dustin] Did he just bust out a Susan B. Anthony? 706 00:34:10,393 --> 00:34:12,406 - White people. (scoffs) 707 00:34:12,406 --> 00:34:13,727 - Your call. 708 00:34:13,727 --> 00:34:14,560 - Heads. 709 00:34:15,542 --> 00:34:16,375 That's us. 710 00:34:17,443 --> 00:34:19,269 - Well all right, let's play ball. 711 00:34:19,269 --> 00:34:21,056 - That's what I say. 712 00:34:21,056 --> 00:34:21,889 - Oh I was just-- 713 00:34:21,889 --> 00:34:23,341 - I say play ball. 714 00:34:23,341 --> 00:34:24,174 - Oh. 715 00:34:24,174 --> 00:34:26,467 - Well, okay if you-- 716 00:34:26,467 --> 00:34:27,300 - [Grant] Okay. 717 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:30,666 - So do you think they're gonna be any good? 718 00:34:30,666 --> 00:34:33,366 - I think we'll be a good team. 719 00:34:33,366 --> 00:34:34,801 - Wow, okay. - Yeah. 720 00:34:34,801 --> 00:34:36,453 - Play ball! 721 00:34:36,453 --> 00:34:39,620 (rock and roll music) 722 00:34:40,711 --> 00:34:42,446 (bats cracking) 723 00:34:42,446 --> 00:34:44,696 (cheering) 724 00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:01,243 (music intensifies) 725 00:35:26,297 --> 00:35:27,758 (bat knocks) 726 00:35:27,758 --> 00:35:28,694 (cheering) 727 00:35:28,694 --> 00:35:29,527 - Leg it out, Grant, leg it out, Grant. 728 00:35:29,527 --> 00:35:31,841 Come on, leg it out, leg it out, leg it out. 729 00:35:31,841 --> 00:35:33,601 - Out at first! 730 00:35:35,641 --> 00:35:37,075 - [Rachael] All right guys, good job, good job. 731 00:35:37,075 --> 00:35:37,908 (clapping) 732 00:35:37,908 --> 00:35:39,408 - [Jane] Good job. 733 00:35:42,670 --> 00:35:44,036 - Oh! 734 00:35:44,036 --> 00:35:46,286 (clapping) 735 00:35:48,405 --> 00:35:50,655 (bat crack and cheering) 736 00:35:54,639 --> 00:35:55,660 - [Dustin] Champs! 737 00:35:55,660 --> 00:35:57,494 All right Teague, you're the league. 738 00:35:57,494 --> 00:35:58,606 - [Scott] Go T-train! 739 00:35:58,606 --> 00:35:59,687 - [Jesse] You got it man, put it out there. 740 00:35:59,687 --> 00:36:00,542 - [Scott] Go brah! 741 00:36:00,542 --> 00:36:01,474 - [Jesse] Come on now, Teague. 742 00:36:01,474 --> 00:36:02,862 (cheering) 743 00:36:02,862 --> 00:36:03,725 - I got it, I got it. 744 00:36:03,725 --> 00:36:04,558 - You got it? 745 00:36:04,558 --> 00:36:05,391 - I got it? 746 00:36:05,391 --> 00:36:06,224 - You got it? 747 00:36:06,224 --> 00:36:07,057 I got it! 748 00:36:07,057 --> 00:36:07,992 (cheering) 749 00:36:07,992 --> 00:36:09,625 - [Rachael] All right guys, good job, good job. 750 00:36:09,625 --> 00:36:10,559 (clapping) 751 00:36:10,559 --> 00:36:11,584 - [Jane] You got this. 752 00:36:11,584 --> 00:36:12,489 - What do we bring? 753 00:36:12,489 --> 00:36:13,322 - [Team] Doom! 754 00:36:13,322 --> 00:36:14,155 - To whom?! 755 00:36:14,155 --> 00:36:15,683 - [Team] The whole damn room! 756 00:36:15,683 --> 00:36:17,933 (clapping) 757 00:36:19,974 --> 00:36:22,109 (birds chirping) 758 00:36:22,109 --> 00:36:23,488 - Come on, Roy! 759 00:36:23,488 --> 00:36:24,321 (clapping) 760 00:36:24,321 --> 00:36:25,927 - [Grant] Come on Big D. 761 00:36:25,927 --> 00:36:26,808 Come on Dustin! 762 00:36:26,808 --> 00:36:27,701 - [Rachael] Come on Big D! 763 00:36:27,701 --> 00:36:29,125 You got this! 764 00:36:29,125 --> 00:36:30,803 - Strike one! 765 00:36:30,803 --> 00:36:31,645 - [Teague] That's all right! 766 00:36:31,645 --> 00:36:33,254 - Okay, I see you. 767 00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:34,631 (clapping) 768 00:36:34,631 --> 00:36:35,831 - [Clark] Let's go Roy, come on. 769 00:36:35,831 --> 00:36:38,255 Strike this guy out. 770 00:36:38,255 --> 00:36:39,530 - [Teague] Oh! 771 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:41,449 Cash homie, that's it D-Money. 772 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:43,806 - Oh, my poor husband. 773 00:36:43,806 --> 00:36:46,272 I just wish he would just enjoy himself. 774 00:36:46,272 --> 00:36:49,443 - He is sort of getting beaten badly. 775 00:36:49,443 --> 00:36:50,743 Sorry. 776 00:36:50,743 --> 00:36:53,160 (chattering) 777 00:36:54,185 --> 00:36:55,099 - Strike three! 778 00:36:55,099 --> 00:36:56,480 That's three out! 779 00:36:56,480 --> 00:36:57,652 - Good try, babe! 780 00:36:57,652 --> 00:37:00,018 - How many did you guys score? 781 00:37:00,018 --> 00:37:01,564 - Nine. - Oh man. 782 00:37:01,564 --> 00:37:03,814 (clapping) 783 00:37:05,009 --> 00:37:05,878 - Hey, it's no big deal. 784 00:37:05,878 --> 00:37:07,042 God gave you a pretty woman, 785 00:37:07,042 --> 00:37:08,911 you can't expect to be good at sports too. 786 00:37:08,911 --> 00:37:10,245 - Come on, I'm not that bad. 787 00:37:10,245 --> 00:37:11,638 - Let's take the field gentlemen. 788 00:37:11,638 --> 00:37:12,744 I'll cover second and short. 789 00:37:12,744 --> 00:37:15,044 Jesse, you take the out field, use your legs. 790 00:37:15,044 --> 00:37:16,177 - Man, this is a slaughter. 791 00:37:16,177 --> 00:37:17,965 I almost feel bad. 792 00:37:17,965 --> 00:37:18,798 - Almost. 793 00:37:22,125 --> 00:37:24,042 - Okay batter, step in. 794 00:37:27,738 --> 00:37:31,532 - Who's that? (laughs) 795 00:37:31,532 --> 00:37:34,158 - That's my husband's boss. 796 00:37:34,158 --> 00:37:36,741 (playful music) 797 00:37:44,500 --> 00:37:45,532 - Strike one! 798 00:37:45,532 --> 00:37:46,895 Strike two! 799 00:37:46,895 --> 00:37:48,262 Strike three! 800 00:37:48,262 --> 00:37:50,330 (team groans) 801 00:37:50,330 --> 00:37:52,888 - [Dustin] Do like you do, Teague! 802 00:37:52,888 --> 00:37:54,756 - Okay, come on Roy! (clapping) 803 00:37:54,756 --> 00:37:56,006 Let's go, babe! 804 00:37:57,078 --> 00:37:59,030 - [Clark] Come on Roy, you're the man. 805 00:37:59,030 --> 00:38:00,274 - [Dave A.] Let's go Roy! 806 00:38:00,274 --> 00:38:01,107 Oh yeah. 807 00:38:01,107 --> 00:38:02,391 - [Webb] Come on Roy! 808 00:38:02,391 --> 00:38:03,224 (cheering) 809 00:38:03,224 --> 00:38:04,057 - Yes! 810 00:38:04,057 --> 00:38:05,159 - Atta boy! 811 00:38:05,159 --> 00:38:06,818 - We should all do that! 812 00:38:06,818 --> 00:38:08,732 (clapping) 813 00:38:08,732 --> 00:38:11,203 - Throw it in, throw it in. 814 00:38:11,203 --> 00:38:12,257 - [Dustin] Bring it in Jesse. 815 00:38:12,257 --> 00:38:13,808 Come on, Brandon bring it in. 816 00:38:13,808 --> 00:38:16,190 - [Dave] Other Dave, other Dave, other Dave! 817 00:38:16,190 --> 00:38:18,660 - [Clark] You got this man. 818 00:38:18,660 --> 00:38:21,743 (playful music) 819 00:38:23,169 --> 00:38:24,776 - Strike! 820 00:38:24,776 --> 00:38:26,211 - [Jane] Don't let it get to ya! 821 00:38:26,211 --> 00:38:27,044 It's all right! 822 00:38:27,044 --> 00:38:29,381 - [Clark] Come on Dave. 823 00:38:29,381 --> 00:38:30,448 - Two! 824 00:38:30,448 --> 00:38:32,531 Strike three, you're out! 825 00:38:33,403 --> 00:38:35,073 - [Jane] All right guys, good job, good job. 826 00:38:35,073 --> 00:38:35,906 - You got this. 827 00:38:35,906 --> 00:38:37,452 (clapping) 828 00:38:37,452 --> 00:38:38,303 - Come on, Clark! 829 00:38:38,303 --> 00:38:40,220 Give us something here! 830 00:38:41,106 --> 00:38:42,561 - [Jane] All right, Clark's show now. 831 00:38:42,561 --> 00:38:44,350 Come on, Clark! 832 00:38:44,350 --> 00:38:48,517 - [Dustin] Okay guys, back it up, back it up guys. 833 00:38:49,824 --> 00:38:52,824 (suspenseful music) 834 00:38:56,615 --> 00:38:58,865 (cheering) 835 00:39:03,375 --> 00:39:04,810 - Guys, guys, guys! 836 00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:06,032 Sorry, but you're gonna have to give up the field, 837 00:39:06,032 --> 00:39:09,050 we've got little league here in like 10 minutes. 838 00:39:09,050 --> 00:39:10,590 - Wait, what's going on? 839 00:39:10,590 --> 00:39:12,576 - Little league, game's over. 840 00:39:12,576 --> 00:39:13,912 - Well that sucks. 841 00:39:13,912 --> 00:39:15,370 - Well, we at least got an inning in the bag 842 00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:18,856 and I think we can all agree it was a total a domination. 843 00:39:18,856 --> 00:39:20,591 - Hold on a second man, just relax. 844 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:23,129 - Well, I hate to admit it but he's kind of got a point. 845 00:39:23,129 --> 00:39:26,093 It was a slaughter, and we did got a full inning in. 846 00:39:26,093 --> 00:39:27,613 It's not like the score was close 847 00:39:27,613 --> 00:39:29,151 and we're like mid-inning or-- 848 00:39:29,151 --> 00:39:30,340 - No, that's bullshit. 849 00:39:30,340 --> 00:39:33,563 The agreement was a game, not an inning, a game 850 00:39:33,563 --> 00:39:34,396 and we're gonna finish it. 851 00:39:34,396 --> 00:39:36,038 I mean we barely got started. 852 00:39:36,038 --> 00:39:41,038 - Sorry guys, you're gonna have to clear the field like now. 853 00:39:41,206 --> 00:39:42,465 - Is there practice next week? 854 00:39:42,465 --> 00:39:45,735 - Yeah, it's early though, it should be done by noon. 855 00:39:45,735 --> 00:39:48,530 - All right, can everybody make it back next week? 856 00:39:48,530 --> 00:39:49,515 - Yeah. 857 00:39:49,515 --> 00:39:50,348 - I can do that. 858 00:39:50,348 --> 00:39:51,680 - I can be there. 859 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:54,068 - That's fine with me. 860 00:39:54,068 --> 00:39:56,318 - They dig their own grave. 861 00:39:58,134 --> 00:40:01,201 - Well, I guess we'll see each other next weekend then. 862 00:40:01,201 --> 00:40:02,075 - I guess so. 863 00:40:02,075 --> 00:40:02,908 - Okay! 864 00:40:02,908 --> 00:40:04,593 - It was so good meeting you. 865 00:40:04,593 --> 00:40:06,100 So great to meet someone new. 866 00:40:06,100 --> 00:40:07,288 - I know! Now you have my number. 867 00:40:07,288 --> 00:40:08,121 - I have your number. 868 00:40:08,121 --> 00:40:09,576 - Yes, let's go to yoga. 869 00:40:09,576 --> 00:40:12,207 - Yeah, yoga, or lunch or whatever else. 870 00:40:12,207 --> 00:40:13,821 - I'm really sorry, Roy. 871 00:40:13,821 --> 00:40:15,231 - Yeah, me too, Roy. 872 00:40:15,231 --> 00:40:18,383 - Oh, don't worry about it, Dave, Dave. 873 00:40:18,383 --> 00:40:20,053 It's just a game. 874 00:40:20,053 --> 00:40:21,629 We'll try again next week? 875 00:40:21,629 --> 00:40:23,790 - Totally, I'll be better I promise. 876 00:40:23,790 --> 00:40:24,812 - Me too. 877 00:40:24,812 --> 00:40:26,416 - Hey, you wanna practice together? 878 00:40:26,416 --> 00:40:27,249 - Yes! 879 00:40:27,249 --> 00:40:28,082 - Cool! 880 00:40:28,082 --> 00:40:29,911 The dog park right by my place. 881 00:40:29,911 --> 00:40:31,966 If we go there with like, a ball. 882 00:40:31,966 --> 00:40:33,749 - Roy, my boy. (chuckles) 883 00:40:33,749 --> 00:40:35,999 Thanks again for having me... I'm afraid... 884 00:40:37,434 --> 00:40:39,454 I might've activated a little college injury 885 00:40:39,454 --> 00:40:40,823 I had, you know? 886 00:40:40,823 --> 00:40:42,787 Back is kicking in on me too. 887 00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:44,590 Look, so, eh. 888 00:40:44,590 --> 00:40:47,645 I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to make it next week. 889 00:40:47,645 --> 00:40:49,906 My wife has got some things, 890 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,037 commitments I gotta help her with and everything. 891 00:40:52,037 --> 00:40:57,037 So I'm sorry, but I'll see you back in the office on Monday. 892 00:41:00,255 --> 00:41:03,418 - Anybody ever tell you, you look like Gilligan? 893 00:41:03,418 --> 00:41:06,335 - See you next week, Barney Rubble. 894 00:41:08,122 --> 00:41:09,872 - Well, that was fun. 895 00:41:11,564 --> 00:41:12,397 - Was it? 896 00:41:13,463 --> 00:41:15,245 - Well, yeah I certainly enjoyed seeing you 897 00:41:15,245 --> 00:41:17,346 out there on the field. 898 00:41:17,346 --> 00:41:19,989 I'm sorry it got cut short. 899 00:41:19,989 --> 00:41:22,193 But it was kind of really nice seeing you 900 00:41:22,193 --> 00:41:23,943 looking all athletic. 901 00:41:25,725 --> 00:41:28,808 (lighthearted music) 902 00:41:44,813 --> 00:41:46,669 (machine swooshes) 903 00:41:46,669 --> 00:41:47,534 (smacking) 904 00:41:47,534 --> 00:41:48,518 - Hey, all things considered, 905 00:41:48,518 --> 00:41:51,014 I had a pretty good time out there. 906 00:41:51,014 --> 00:41:52,702 Going to the gym's one thing but being out there 907 00:41:52,702 --> 00:41:55,286 with you guys on the field, that felt like being a man, 908 00:41:55,286 --> 00:41:57,028 like being with my dad and my brothers, 909 00:41:57,028 --> 00:41:58,403 you know what I mean? 910 00:41:58,403 --> 00:42:00,842 - Yeah, I understand. 911 00:42:00,842 --> 00:42:01,787 - That's what I'm talking about, 912 00:42:01,787 --> 00:42:03,913 you're getting the hang of it. 913 00:42:03,913 --> 00:42:04,746 - Maybe. 914 00:42:07,379 --> 00:42:08,296 - Oh, well. 915 00:42:12,856 --> 00:42:16,101 (coins clinking) 916 00:42:27,484 --> 00:42:29,642 (pitching machine fires) 917 00:42:29,642 --> 00:42:33,133 (bat cracking) 918 00:42:34,690 --> 00:42:35,690 - Holy crap. 919 00:42:38,415 --> 00:42:41,082 (phone ringing) 920 00:42:44,191 --> 00:42:45,024 - Hello? 921 00:42:45,968 --> 00:42:48,351 - [Jane] Hey handsome, you visiting dad? 922 00:42:48,351 --> 00:42:51,684 - No, actually I'm at the batting cages. 923 00:42:53,236 --> 00:42:54,403 - Really? Wow! 924 00:42:56,679 --> 00:42:57,762 That's great! 925 00:42:59,736 --> 00:43:00,855 All right, well I won't keep you, 926 00:43:00,855 --> 00:43:02,428 I just wanted to quickly call you before my next class 927 00:43:02,428 --> 00:43:05,770 to tell you to come home straight after work. 928 00:43:05,770 --> 00:43:06,770 - Okay, why? 929 00:43:07,685 --> 00:43:10,565 - Well, I invited Grant and his fiance Rachael 930 00:43:10,565 --> 00:43:11,898 over for dinner. 931 00:43:12,813 --> 00:43:13,646 - What? 932 00:43:14,996 --> 00:43:15,829 (groans) 933 00:43:15,829 --> 00:43:16,857 - I've been chatting with Rachael 934 00:43:16,857 --> 00:43:17,696 and I just think she's great 935 00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:20,927 and I just think it would be really nice to have them over. 936 00:43:20,927 --> 00:43:22,491 I mean, you're playing a friendly game, 937 00:43:22,491 --> 00:43:25,577 it's not like they're the enemy. 938 00:43:25,577 --> 00:43:27,868 - But they're the enemy! 939 00:43:27,868 --> 00:43:29,430 - They're not the enemy. 940 00:43:29,430 --> 00:43:31,447 We're just playing a game of baseball against them. 941 00:43:31,447 --> 00:43:35,245 - Yeah, against them, by definition, the enemy, 942 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:37,090 and what's this crap, getting all fancy? 943 00:43:37,090 --> 00:43:38,621 - It's called being an adult. 944 00:43:38,621 --> 00:43:39,456 I know. 945 00:43:39,456 --> 00:43:42,782 A concept that you are oh so unfamiliar with but sometimes 946 00:43:42,782 --> 00:43:46,411 when adults meet new people, they like to look nice. 947 00:43:46,411 --> 00:43:47,921 Put your best foot where baby? 948 00:43:47,921 --> 00:43:48,754 Forward. 949 00:43:48,754 --> 00:43:49,587 - Forward. 950 00:43:49,587 --> 00:43:51,178 - Do you know where my black jacket is? 951 00:43:51,178 --> 00:43:52,928 - Uh, hallway closet? 952 00:43:54,769 --> 00:43:56,484 Listen man, I'm not necessarily thrilled either 953 00:43:56,484 --> 00:43:58,895 but she's excited and so I'm obliging. 954 00:43:58,895 --> 00:44:00,864 - [Rachael] And that's called compromise. 955 00:44:00,864 --> 00:44:02,781 Can you say compromise? 956 00:44:04,023 --> 00:44:05,111 - I don't like it. 957 00:44:05,111 --> 00:44:07,002 I don't like it one bit. 958 00:44:07,002 --> 00:44:11,853 I'm calling the boys and telling them you're a sell out. 959 00:44:11,853 --> 00:44:13,436 - You ready? - Yeah. 960 00:44:14,875 --> 00:44:17,215 (lighthearted music) 961 00:44:17,215 --> 00:44:18,048 (laughs) 962 00:44:18,048 --> 00:44:19,541 - [Jane] Well, what else was I supposed to do? 963 00:44:19,541 --> 00:44:21,065 There was nowhere to change. 964 00:44:21,065 --> 00:44:24,149 (laughs) - [Rachael] Oh my god. 965 00:44:24,149 --> 00:44:24,982 - Oh, I have to be honest, 966 00:44:24,982 --> 00:44:26,712 it's so nice to have another couple over. 967 00:44:26,712 --> 00:44:29,152 It's just been a while since we've socialized. 968 00:44:29,152 --> 00:44:30,757 - Well, we're so glad you invited us. 969 00:44:30,757 --> 00:44:32,693 Your home is perfect. 970 00:44:32,693 --> 00:44:33,918 I can't wait til we have a house of our own, 971 00:44:33,918 --> 00:44:35,760 we can get out of our rental. 972 00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:37,252 - Let's worry about having a wedding first, 973 00:44:37,252 --> 00:44:38,617 then we'll worry about buying a house. 974 00:44:38,617 --> 00:44:40,954 - Oh, can we worry about having a wedding? 975 00:44:40,954 --> 00:44:42,510 - You know what I mean. 976 00:44:42,510 --> 00:44:44,260 - Oh, a hold out, eh? 977 00:44:45,177 --> 00:44:47,436 - I wouldn't say I'm a hold out, I just, 978 00:44:47,436 --> 00:44:49,047 I want things to be right. 979 00:44:49,047 --> 00:44:50,321 - Well, if you wait for things to be just right, 980 00:44:50,321 --> 00:44:53,101 you will be waiting forever. 981 00:44:53,101 --> 00:44:54,210 More wine? 982 00:44:54,210 --> 00:44:57,569 - Yeah, I could have another, thanks. 983 00:44:57,569 --> 00:45:01,454 - So, how long have you two been married? 984 00:45:01,454 --> 00:45:03,537 - Oh, about 16 years now. 985 00:45:05,715 --> 00:45:07,930 - Okay, so you must've be married then 986 00:45:07,930 --> 00:45:10,263 when you were about our age. 987 00:45:12,552 --> 00:45:13,628 - [Jane] I came here to college 988 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:17,178 and Roy was the local that all the girls loved. 989 00:45:17,178 --> 00:45:20,845 Just super funny and outgoing, and charming. 990 00:45:21,791 --> 00:45:22,624 - Yeah? 991 00:45:22,624 --> 00:45:25,801 - Oh yeah, I had to beat the Barbies off with a stick, 992 00:45:25,801 --> 00:45:29,126 then after a while of like will they, won't they, we did, 993 00:45:29,126 --> 00:45:30,771 and we've been together ever since. 994 00:45:30,771 --> 00:45:32,188 - That's awesome. 995 00:45:33,319 --> 00:45:34,759 - Hey, why don't you take Grant down to the bar 996 00:45:34,759 --> 00:45:37,049 because we wanna chat about you guys behind your backs. 997 00:45:37,049 --> 00:45:38,905 - [Rachael] Mm hmm. 998 00:45:38,905 --> 00:45:39,900 (lighthearted music) 999 00:45:39,900 --> 00:45:40,900 - Yeah sure. 1000 00:45:45,803 --> 00:45:46,803 - Play nice. 1001 00:45:48,521 --> 00:45:49,397 When we first started dating, 1002 00:45:49,397 --> 00:45:51,615 he looked like a young Tom Selleck. 1003 00:45:51,615 --> 00:45:53,365 - Who is Tom Selleck? 1004 00:45:54,893 --> 00:45:57,976 (lighthearted music) 1005 00:46:05,088 --> 00:46:09,047 - Scotch, rum, vodka, what's your drink? 1006 00:46:09,047 --> 00:46:10,714 - Um, Jack and coke? 1007 00:46:15,077 --> 00:46:17,597 Wow, you got quite a collection here man. 1008 00:46:17,597 --> 00:46:18,430 - Yeah. 1009 00:46:20,085 --> 00:46:24,809 - Are all of these signatures real on these 68's? 1010 00:46:24,809 --> 00:46:25,809 - Yup. - Wow. 1011 00:46:30,155 --> 00:46:32,655 (ice shaking) 1012 00:46:40,773 --> 00:46:41,773 Your father? 1013 00:46:43,270 --> 00:46:44,903 - Yup. 1014 00:46:44,903 --> 00:46:47,972 - So you want the bat for him? 1015 00:46:47,972 --> 00:46:48,972 - Excuse me? 1016 00:46:50,377 --> 00:46:51,210 - That day we bought it, 1017 00:46:51,210 --> 00:46:53,457 you said you wanted to bring it to him. 1018 00:46:53,457 --> 00:46:54,790 - Oh yeah, yeah. 1019 00:46:56,206 --> 00:47:00,845 Yeah, as a kid, all I ever heard about was Norman Cash. 1020 00:47:00,845 --> 00:47:02,822 - Who is that? 1021 00:47:02,822 --> 00:47:05,112 - The player whose signature is on the bat. 1022 00:47:05,112 --> 00:47:08,347 - Oh, right, right, right, yeah, obviously. 1023 00:47:08,347 --> 00:47:09,180 Thanks. 1024 00:47:09,180 --> 00:47:11,430 - My dad's favorite player. 1025 00:47:12,620 --> 00:47:14,704 He'd finished up with work, come home 1026 00:47:14,704 --> 00:47:18,454 and all he wanted to do is watch Norman Cash. 1027 00:47:19,465 --> 00:47:20,798 Stormin' Norman. 1028 00:47:21,682 --> 00:47:23,380 The big time hitter. 1029 00:47:23,380 --> 00:47:26,227 The Louisville slugger loaded with pine tar. 1030 00:47:26,227 --> 00:47:30,060 He was quite a character, all sorts of antics. 1031 00:47:32,954 --> 00:47:35,537 I'd always hear this one story. 1032 00:47:38,221 --> 00:47:40,703 You know who Nolan Ryan is, right? 1033 00:47:40,703 --> 00:47:42,162 - Yeah. 1034 00:47:42,162 --> 00:47:45,329 - 1973, he's in a record setting year. 1035 00:47:47,384 --> 00:47:51,536 He's about to pitch his second career no hitter. 1036 00:47:51,536 --> 00:47:53,284 Well, it's the bottom of the ninth, 1037 00:47:53,284 --> 00:47:57,034 there's one batter left and it's Norman Cash. 1038 00:47:58,343 --> 00:48:02,752 Well, Norman steps up to the plate with a wooden table leg 1039 00:48:02,752 --> 00:48:04,313 instead of an actual bat. 1040 00:48:04,313 --> 00:48:05,573 (laughs) 1041 00:48:05,573 --> 00:48:07,133 - He had an actual table leg 1042 00:48:07,133 --> 00:48:08,834 in the middle of a Major League game? 1043 00:48:08,834 --> 00:48:09,667 - Yeah. 1044 00:48:09,667 --> 00:48:13,979 Apparently he'd gotten the leg off a table in the clubhouse. 1045 00:48:13,979 --> 00:48:14,812 (laughs) 1046 00:48:14,812 --> 00:48:16,263 Brought it out with him and he's up at the plate 1047 00:48:16,263 --> 00:48:18,493 with a wooden table leg. 1048 00:48:18,493 --> 00:48:23,468 Well, nobody really knew exactly what was going on 1049 00:48:23,468 --> 00:48:25,258 but apparently the umpire was pissed. 1050 00:48:25,258 --> 00:48:26,240 - I can imagine. 1051 00:48:26,240 --> 00:48:29,318 - Then he scolded Norm saying, 1052 00:48:29,318 --> 00:48:33,818 "you can't swing that table leg" and Norm says, "why not? 1053 00:48:35,175 --> 00:48:36,739 I'm not gonna hit him anyway." 1054 00:48:36,739 --> 00:48:37,577 (laughs) 1055 00:48:37,577 --> 00:48:39,065 - That's fantastic. 1056 00:48:39,065 --> 00:48:41,964 (laughs) 1057 00:48:41,964 --> 00:48:43,881 - Dad's favorite thing. 1058 00:48:45,324 --> 00:48:46,991 Baseball in general. 1059 00:48:48,398 --> 00:48:50,721 - So he's nearby then, your dad? 1060 00:48:50,721 --> 00:48:52,052 - He's just up the road. 1061 00:48:52,052 --> 00:48:52,885 - Oh. 1062 00:48:53,976 --> 00:48:56,155 Well, I tell you what, when I win the game, 1063 00:48:56,155 --> 00:48:57,705 and I buy out your half of the bet, 1064 00:48:57,705 --> 00:48:59,698 I'll sell it back to you for a really great deal 1065 00:48:59,698 --> 00:49:02,529 and then you can bring it to him. 1066 00:49:02,529 --> 00:49:06,573 - Yeah, I saw on your card that this is your business. 1067 00:49:06,573 --> 00:49:09,309 Buying and selling collectibles? 1068 00:49:09,309 --> 00:49:11,519 - Yeah, it was supposed to be a business when I started it, 1069 00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:14,205 yeah, that was the idea. 1070 00:49:14,205 --> 00:49:15,921 - It doesn't sound like business is going that well. 1071 00:49:15,921 --> 00:49:18,135 - No, actually it's going the exact opposite of well, 1072 00:49:18,135 --> 00:49:19,730 it's going quite terrible 1073 00:49:19,730 --> 00:49:22,480 but par for the course, I suppose. 1074 00:49:23,729 --> 00:49:25,937 I tell you what, if you ever decide to get rid of 1075 00:49:25,937 --> 00:49:27,684 any of this stuff, you let me know 1076 00:49:27,684 --> 00:49:30,017 'cause I can definitely make us both a pretty penny 1077 00:49:30,017 --> 00:49:31,934 at the next trade show. 1078 00:49:34,953 --> 00:49:37,814 - So you're not even really into baseball then? 1079 00:49:37,814 --> 00:49:38,819 - Oh, I like baseball. 1080 00:49:38,819 --> 00:49:41,051 At one point I loved baseball. 1081 00:49:41,051 --> 00:49:44,842 It was super important to me and my mother when I was young. 1082 00:49:44,842 --> 00:49:46,925 - Oh yeah, your mom not your dad? 1083 00:49:46,925 --> 00:49:49,921 - Oh no, my father wasn't around. 1084 00:49:49,921 --> 00:49:50,850 - Oh I'm sorry. 1085 00:49:50,850 --> 00:49:51,797 - It's nothing. 1086 00:49:51,797 --> 00:49:56,164 My mom was the greatest little league mother in the history 1087 00:49:56,164 --> 00:49:57,781 of little league mothers. 1088 00:49:57,781 --> 00:50:00,297 I assure you and for all the wrong reasons. 1089 00:50:00,297 --> 00:50:04,343 I remember one time when she thought an umpire made 1090 00:50:04,343 --> 00:50:07,840 a bad call and I don't even think the call was on me, 1091 00:50:07,840 --> 00:50:09,004 if I remember correctly, 1092 00:50:09,004 --> 00:50:10,454 I think it was just one of my teammates. 1093 00:50:10,454 --> 00:50:14,915 She storms the plate and is screaming at this guy, 1094 00:50:14,915 --> 00:50:17,194 inches from his face, like kicking sand, 1095 00:50:17,194 --> 00:50:20,812 just the vulgarities, I mean, the whole nine. 1096 00:50:20,812 --> 00:50:23,168 He ejects her from the game. 1097 00:50:23,168 --> 00:50:25,127 She literally is kicked off of the field, 1098 00:50:25,127 --> 00:50:27,606 she has to watch the rest of the game from her car, 1099 00:50:27,606 --> 00:50:32,441 like parked on the street, way beyond the right field fence. 1100 00:50:32,441 --> 00:50:34,283 Yeah, I'm pretty sure she was the very first parent, 1101 00:50:34,283 --> 00:50:37,553 let alone mother to ever be ejected from a game 1102 00:50:37,553 --> 00:50:40,346 in the history of the entire league. 1103 00:50:40,346 --> 00:50:43,829 Yeah, she was a character in her own right. 1104 00:50:43,829 --> 00:50:45,912 (laughs) 1105 00:50:47,077 --> 00:50:48,677 Yeah, at one point, 1106 00:50:48,677 --> 00:50:52,463 baseball was definitely was super important. 1107 00:50:52,463 --> 00:50:54,867 I think most men in America though, you know? 1108 00:50:54,867 --> 00:50:56,543 At some point in their childhood, 1109 00:50:56,543 --> 00:51:00,793 everything revolved around playing baseball, right? 1110 00:51:02,339 --> 00:51:03,730 May I? 1111 00:51:03,730 --> 00:51:04,563 - Yeah. 1112 00:51:08,566 --> 00:51:09,839 - I will say this, I had a lot more fun 1113 00:51:09,839 --> 00:51:12,863 than I thought I would on Saturday. 1114 00:51:12,863 --> 00:51:16,336 I thought it was actually a really good time playing again. 1115 00:51:16,336 --> 00:51:18,179 - Yeah, maybe for you. 1116 00:51:18,179 --> 00:51:20,262 (laughs) 1117 00:51:22,347 --> 00:51:23,785 - Four years? 1118 00:51:23,785 --> 00:51:24,618 - Yep. 1119 00:51:24,618 --> 00:51:26,557 - Jeez, that is a long engagement. 1120 00:51:26,557 --> 00:51:28,246 - Oh, you don't have to tell me. 1121 00:51:28,246 --> 00:51:29,329 - [Jane] Why? 1122 00:51:30,177 --> 00:51:35,154 - He just, he has these unrealistic expectations for himself 1123 00:51:35,154 --> 00:51:37,973 and it has nothing to do with me which is the worst part. 1124 00:51:37,973 --> 00:51:38,806 - How so? 1125 00:51:39,721 --> 00:51:43,061 - Well, for one thing, he constantly tells me that he thinks 1126 00:51:43,061 --> 00:51:45,660 he's failing as a man. 1127 00:51:45,660 --> 00:51:48,148 - What is it with the Y chromosome? 1128 00:51:48,148 --> 00:51:50,135 - I don't know! 1129 00:51:50,135 --> 00:51:55,135 I mean, I tell him all the time that I'm here to support him 1130 00:51:55,632 --> 00:52:00,606 and that I love him no matter what but he is so stubborn. 1131 00:52:00,606 --> 00:52:02,949 He feels if he can't provide, 1132 00:52:02,949 --> 00:52:06,030 or prove himself as a better man than his deadbeat father, 1133 00:52:06,030 --> 00:52:07,950 that he's not worthy of marriage, 1134 00:52:07,950 --> 00:52:11,084 or something stupid like that. 1135 00:52:11,084 --> 00:52:15,213 Like success has to come before happiness. 1136 00:52:15,213 --> 00:52:18,416 - Trust me when I tell you I completely understand. 1137 00:52:18,416 --> 00:52:20,774 Roy is very similar in ways. 1138 00:52:20,774 --> 00:52:23,545 He's always looking for happiness in the wrong places, 1139 00:52:23,545 --> 00:52:25,615 and I too feel like I tell him all day long 1140 00:52:25,615 --> 00:52:30,013 how much I love him, only for it to pass right through. 1141 00:52:30,013 --> 00:52:31,546 The biggest thing holding these men back 1142 00:52:31,546 --> 00:52:34,858 is their irritating desire to be men. 1143 00:52:34,858 --> 00:52:36,959 - So true. (glasses clink) 1144 00:52:36,959 --> 00:52:39,389 The question is, what's it gonna take? 1145 00:52:39,389 --> 00:52:44,120 I mean, what do they need to snap themselves out of it? 1146 00:52:44,120 --> 00:52:47,250 - I was wondering where you found that guy. 1147 00:52:47,250 --> 00:52:48,672 - Yeah, well, when the guy who signs your checks 1148 00:52:48,672 --> 00:52:50,939 wants to play, you let him. 1149 00:52:50,939 --> 00:52:55,358 You should've seen him, in the office, moaning and limping. 1150 00:52:55,358 --> 00:52:56,943 Feels like he ran a marathon. 1151 00:52:56,943 --> 00:52:58,364 - Well, you can't play with just six players, man. 1152 00:52:58,364 --> 00:53:01,189 We're scraping by enough with seven. 1153 00:53:01,189 --> 00:53:02,439 - Yeah, I know. 1154 00:53:04,023 --> 00:53:06,477 - Hate to say it but your team is bad enough as it is. 1155 00:53:06,477 --> 00:53:09,743 Down a man, you definitely don't stand a chance. 1156 00:53:09,743 --> 00:53:10,993 - Yeah, I know. 1157 00:53:12,732 --> 00:53:14,837 - Well look at it this way, your team really sucked, 1158 00:53:14,837 --> 00:53:17,308 and now, you have an opportunity to get a different player, 1159 00:53:17,308 --> 00:53:18,641 somebody better. 1160 00:53:19,834 --> 00:53:21,834 - Right, someone better. 1161 00:53:23,197 --> 00:53:26,593 (lighthearted music) 1162 00:53:26,593 --> 00:53:28,843 (bat cracking) 1163 00:53:32,087 --> 00:53:33,984 Hey would you be interested in playing a pick-up style 1164 00:53:33,984 --> 00:53:36,151 game of baseball tomorrow? 1165 00:53:37,780 --> 00:53:40,363 (gentle music) 1166 00:53:56,031 --> 00:53:59,114 (lighthearted music) 1167 00:54:02,053 --> 00:54:06,012 - Well, if we wait around any longer, it'll be dark out. 1168 00:54:06,012 --> 00:54:08,679 - He'll be here, any second now. 1169 00:54:15,621 --> 00:54:17,045 - Usually when someone says they'll be here at any second, 1170 00:54:17,045 --> 00:54:18,219 that's the exact moment where-- 1171 00:54:18,219 --> 00:54:20,698 - Well, hey, there he is. 1172 00:54:20,698 --> 00:54:24,135 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1173 00:54:24,135 --> 00:54:25,468 - What the hell? 1174 00:54:28,441 --> 00:54:32,191 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1175 00:54:41,163 --> 00:54:41,996 - How is that fair? 1176 00:54:41,996 --> 00:54:43,766 He's wearing cleats! 1177 00:54:43,766 --> 00:54:46,231 - Dude, he is a cleat. 1178 00:54:46,231 --> 00:54:48,481 I guess you took my advice. 1179 00:54:49,480 --> 00:54:51,294 - Sorry I'm late. 1180 00:54:51,294 --> 00:54:52,921 - Don't mention it. 1181 00:54:52,921 --> 00:54:56,004 Everybody, this is, Heinrich, was it? 1182 00:54:58,199 --> 00:54:59,736 He's on our team. 1183 00:54:59,736 --> 00:55:02,566 - Dude's name is Heinrich, he said Heinrich. 1184 00:55:02,566 --> 00:55:04,233 - Just call me Hank. 1185 00:55:05,153 --> 00:55:07,236 (thunder and lightning crack) 1186 00:55:11,233 --> 00:55:12,483 - Hi Hank. - Hi. 1187 00:55:14,233 --> 00:55:15,360 - You're a big dude. 1188 00:55:15,360 --> 00:55:18,482 - Well, I drink a lot of milk. 1189 00:55:18,482 --> 00:55:19,825 - Okay. 1190 00:55:19,825 --> 00:55:21,852 Joe, do you wanna do the honors? 1191 00:55:21,852 --> 00:55:23,479 - Play ball! 1192 00:55:23,479 --> 00:55:26,694 - Hard fall from the beanstalk this morning? 1193 00:55:26,694 --> 00:55:29,361 (bat cracking) 1194 00:55:30,507 --> 00:55:32,644 (cheering) 1195 00:55:32,644 --> 00:55:34,450 - [Clark] Nice Hank, yeah! 1196 00:55:34,450 --> 00:55:36,700 (clapping) 1197 00:55:37,766 --> 00:55:41,161 (upbeat music) 1198 00:55:41,161 --> 00:55:43,411 (cheering) 1199 00:55:48,754 --> 00:55:50,553 - Go, go, go, go, go! 1200 00:55:50,553 --> 00:55:53,136 (upbeat music) 1201 00:55:59,074 --> 00:55:59,907 - Let's go. 1202 00:55:59,907 --> 00:56:01,531 - [Jane] All right, come on babe. 1203 00:56:01,531 --> 00:56:02,364 - Come on Hank! 1204 00:56:02,364 --> 00:56:07,197 (cheering) (upbeat music) 1205 00:56:09,474 --> 00:56:11,573 (clapping) 1206 00:56:11,573 --> 00:56:14,115 (cheering) 1207 00:56:14,115 --> 00:56:16,698 (upbeat music) 1208 00:56:22,431 --> 00:56:26,228 - [Jane] That's how we do it, nice job Hank! 1209 00:56:26,228 --> 00:56:28,478 (cheering) 1210 00:56:29,383 --> 00:56:31,966 (upbeat music) 1211 00:56:33,749 --> 00:56:34,582 - Two out! 1212 00:56:35,491 --> 00:56:36,324 - Oh! 1213 00:56:38,376 --> 00:56:40,209 - You're out of there! 1214 00:56:47,630 --> 00:56:49,704 (groans) 1215 00:56:49,704 --> 00:56:51,954 (cheering) 1216 00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:55,949 (upbeat music) 1217 00:56:59,734 --> 00:57:01,233 - [Clark] Come on dude. 1218 00:57:01,233 --> 00:57:03,440 (cheering) 1219 00:57:03,440 --> 00:57:04,273 - [Dugout] Oh! 1220 00:57:06,932 --> 00:57:09,256 - [Clark] Hustle, hustle. 1221 00:57:09,256 --> 00:57:10,089 - [Rube] Woo! 1222 00:57:11,118 --> 00:57:12,899 (bat cracks) 1223 00:57:12,899 --> 00:57:15,126 (cheering) 1224 00:57:15,126 --> 00:57:17,043 - [Rachael] Yea Jesse, Nice catch! 1225 00:57:18,251 --> 00:57:19,084 (groans) 1226 00:57:19,084 --> 00:57:20,218 - Strike one. 1227 00:57:20,218 --> 00:57:22,966 - Did you guys know that baseball is the oldest game? 1228 00:57:22,966 --> 00:57:25,363 Like we're playing the oldest game right now. 1229 00:57:25,363 --> 00:57:26,196 - [All] No. 1230 00:57:26,196 --> 00:57:27,097 - Absolutely not, no. 1231 00:57:27,097 --> 00:57:27,997 - Not a fact. 1232 00:57:27,997 --> 00:57:28,949 - [Scott] Pretty sure it is. 1233 00:57:28,949 --> 00:57:31,099 - No, I can think of 100 games older than this. 1234 00:57:31,099 --> 00:57:32,097 - Strike two! 1235 00:57:32,097 --> 00:57:34,202 - You know, old mustache ain't too bad of a pitcher. 1236 00:57:34,202 --> 00:57:36,275 (clapping) 1237 00:57:36,275 --> 00:57:38,003 - How do you classify that thing? 1238 00:57:38,003 --> 00:57:40,319 - I'd say it's a Burt Reynolds. 1239 00:57:40,319 --> 00:57:42,441 Or what's that singer from Queen? 1240 00:57:42,441 --> 00:57:43,444 - Freddie Mercury? 1241 00:57:43,444 --> 00:57:44,277 - Yes. 1242 00:57:44,277 --> 00:57:47,203 - Nah, it's more of a Teddy Roosevelt. 1243 00:57:47,203 --> 00:57:49,390 - Maybe a Sam Elliot starter kit. 1244 00:57:49,390 --> 00:57:51,426 - It's clearly a Steve Harvey. 1245 00:57:51,426 --> 00:57:52,277 - [Team] Oh! 1246 00:57:52,277 --> 00:57:54,392 - It's always Steve Harvey with this guy. 1247 00:57:54,392 --> 00:57:55,805 - He's America's sweetheart. 1248 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,421 - And the survey says! 1249 00:57:57,421 --> 00:57:58,912 (bat cracks) 1250 00:57:58,912 --> 00:58:00,270 Whoa. Foul ball! 1251 00:58:01,377 --> 00:58:03,745 - You're out of there! 1252 00:58:03,745 --> 00:58:04,675 - Yeah, come on! 1253 00:58:04,675 --> 00:58:06,469 That's it, keep it up, guys! 1254 00:58:06,469 --> 00:58:07,806 - Okay, well now it's serious. 1255 00:58:07,806 --> 00:58:09,975 I don't think we can be friends. 1256 00:58:09,975 --> 00:58:10,880 (clapping) 1257 00:58:10,880 --> 00:58:12,304 - Let's go Roy, you got this man. 1258 00:58:12,304 --> 00:58:15,137 He's got nothing on you, show 'em. 1259 00:58:18,672 --> 00:58:19,863 - Strike one! 1260 00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:21,866 - [Jane] That's okay Roy, shake it off, it's cool. 1261 00:58:21,866 --> 00:58:23,999 - There you go, Teague. 1262 00:58:23,999 --> 00:58:28,341 Throw him a basketball, maybe then he'll actually hit it. 1263 00:58:28,341 --> 00:58:31,258 - Yeah, I'll show you a basketball. 1264 00:58:34,176 --> 00:58:35,870 (cheering) 1265 00:58:35,870 --> 00:58:37,096 - Oh, all right, okay. 1266 00:58:37,096 --> 00:58:37,932 - [Jane] Go, go, go, go, go! 1267 00:58:37,932 --> 00:58:38,765 - [Rachael] Oh, nicely done! 1268 00:58:38,765 --> 00:58:41,748 (cheering) 1269 00:58:41,748 --> 00:58:42,865 - You got this man, hustle. 1270 00:58:42,865 --> 00:58:44,508 - [Clark] We're selling out boy, good job. 1271 00:58:44,508 --> 00:58:46,575 One legged man! 1272 00:58:46,575 --> 00:58:48,242 - Woo! Let's go Roy! 1273 00:58:49,971 --> 00:58:51,307 Nice job! 1274 00:58:51,307 --> 00:58:56,307 - What the hell, you're supposed to be rooting for me! 1275 00:58:56,629 --> 00:58:59,273 Can you believe this one? 1276 00:58:59,273 --> 00:59:01,381 - Yeah she's a funny one. 1277 00:59:01,381 --> 00:59:02,870 You know, you're a lucky guy. 1278 00:59:02,870 --> 00:59:04,371 - I am. 1279 00:59:04,371 --> 00:59:06,874 - Why don't you stop being an idiot and marry her already? 1280 00:59:06,874 --> 00:59:07,803 - What? 1281 00:59:07,803 --> 00:59:09,672 - Come on, man up, stop dicking around. 1282 00:59:09,672 --> 00:59:11,006 She deserves it. 1283 00:59:11,006 --> 00:59:13,256 (cheering) 1284 00:59:15,072 --> 00:59:17,575 - [Jane] Woo! Yeah, nice job honey! 1285 00:59:17,575 --> 00:59:19,922 - [Rachael] Nice job! 1286 00:59:19,922 --> 00:59:23,672 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1287 00:59:24,705 --> 00:59:26,705 - [Teague] All day baby. 1288 00:59:45,505 --> 00:59:46,338 - Give you credit man, 1289 00:59:46,338 --> 00:59:48,239 not easy to start playing baseball when you're middle aged. 1290 00:59:48,239 --> 00:59:49,072 - [Joe] Strike! 1291 00:59:49,072 --> 00:59:52,057 - Think that your talking is distracting me. 1292 00:59:52,057 --> 00:59:52,890 - You look familiar. 1293 00:59:52,890 --> 00:59:55,762 I must've bought a used car off you last week. 1294 00:59:55,762 --> 00:59:58,063 - I work in insurance! 1295 00:59:58,063 --> 00:59:59,807 (cheering) 1296 00:59:59,807 --> 01:00:02,724 - That wasn't as stupid in my head. 1297 01:00:09,480 --> 01:00:11,730 (clapping) 1298 01:00:18,381 --> 01:00:19,248 - Strike. 1299 01:00:19,248 --> 01:00:20,273 Wait, wait. 1300 01:00:20,273 --> 01:00:21,106 (music stops abruptly) 1301 01:00:22,412 --> 01:00:26,132 There was that one, he swung at that. 1302 01:00:26,132 --> 01:00:29,882 Ball, ball, foul went that way, strike three. 1303 01:00:32,399 --> 01:00:34,035 - Are you sure? 1304 01:00:34,035 --> 01:00:35,393 - Yes, I'm sure. 1305 01:00:35,393 --> 01:00:38,099 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1306 01:00:38,099 --> 01:00:40,349 (cheering) 1307 01:00:52,862 --> 01:00:53,695 - What's wrong? 1308 01:00:53,695 --> 01:00:54,528 - Nothing. 1309 01:00:54,528 --> 01:00:56,984 I just want to say thanks for including me. 1310 01:00:56,984 --> 01:00:58,484 - Yeah, of course. 1311 01:00:59,389 --> 01:01:00,972 - There's the ball. 1312 01:01:02,387 --> 01:01:03,970 - Doing a good job. 1313 01:01:11,115 --> 01:01:13,707 (bat cracks and cheering) 1314 01:01:20,821 --> 01:01:22,815 - I could've made it home but I just wanted to say hello. 1315 01:01:22,815 --> 01:01:23,648 - Hi. 1316 01:01:24,788 --> 01:01:25,871 Shoes untied. 1317 01:01:27,443 --> 01:01:28,991 - Muscles and jokes? 1318 01:01:28,991 --> 01:01:30,568 Think I'm in love. 1319 01:01:42,063 --> 01:01:43,625 - Nice hit man. 1320 01:01:43,625 --> 01:01:44,458 High five! 1321 01:01:46,016 --> 01:01:48,087 Come on, don't leave me hanging. 1322 01:01:48,087 --> 01:01:48,986 Come on. 1323 01:01:48,986 --> 01:01:50,899 I will tickle the shit out of you, come on, lighten up. 1324 01:01:50,899 --> 01:01:52,379 - Stop, knock it off! 1325 01:01:52,379 --> 01:01:53,462 - Lighten up! 1326 01:01:54,574 --> 01:01:56,907 You owe me five, little man. 1327 01:02:01,408 --> 01:02:03,868 ♪ Of me ♪ 1328 01:02:03,868 --> 01:02:07,370 (clapping) (cheering) 1329 01:02:07,370 --> 01:02:09,953 (upbeat music) 1330 01:02:11,519 --> 01:02:13,769 (cheering) 1331 01:02:22,979 --> 01:02:25,562 - [Joe] Three outs, that's the inning. 1332 01:02:26,816 --> 01:02:27,669 - [Jane] No, that is silly. 1333 01:02:27,669 --> 01:02:28,502 - [Rachael] You have to. 1334 01:02:28,502 --> 01:02:29,622 - But why does it have to be those three? 1335 01:02:29,622 --> 01:02:30,830 - [Rachael] Because that's who I picked. 1336 01:02:30,830 --> 01:02:31,663 It's the game. 1337 01:02:31,663 --> 01:02:32,900 - Okay, okay. 1338 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:36,160 I guess marry Bill Gates, kill the Pope 1339 01:02:36,160 --> 01:02:37,900 and the other thing with the President. 1340 01:02:37,900 --> 01:02:38,781 - Really? 1341 01:02:38,781 --> 01:02:39,905 You're gonna to kill the poor old Pope 1342 01:02:39,905 --> 01:02:41,670 just to get your kicks in the White House? 1343 01:02:41,670 --> 01:02:43,009 - Well it's a really nice house. 1344 01:02:43,009 --> 01:02:45,813 (laughs) 1345 01:02:45,813 --> 01:02:47,892 (laughs) 1346 01:02:47,892 --> 01:02:48,725 (cheering) 1347 01:02:48,725 --> 01:02:51,250 - [Dave A] Way to go, Hank! 1348 01:02:51,250 --> 01:02:55,031 - [Dustin] All right, good play, come on. 1349 01:02:55,031 --> 01:02:56,638 - How's it going? 1350 01:02:56,638 --> 01:02:58,471 - [Clark] Come on Roy. 1351 01:02:59,490 --> 01:03:00,996 - [Dustin] Plays at any base guys. 1352 01:03:00,996 --> 01:03:02,437 Plays at any base. 1353 01:03:02,437 --> 01:03:07,230 - You know, I, I kind of feel like I'm the you of my team. 1354 01:03:07,230 --> 01:03:08,063 You know? 1355 01:03:10,957 --> 01:03:12,301 - [Clark] Come on Roy, you're the man. 1356 01:03:12,301 --> 01:03:14,319 - [Dave D] Let's go Roy! 1357 01:03:17,277 --> 01:03:19,099 - [Joe] Foul Ball! 1358 01:03:19,099 --> 01:03:21,756 - So where'd they find you anyways? 1359 01:03:21,756 --> 01:03:23,782 - Just at the cages. 1360 01:03:23,782 --> 01:03:25,870 - Oh, I see, a true ringer. 1361 01:03:25,870 --> 01:03:29,713 - All right, level with me, how much are they paying you? 1362 01:03:29,713 --> 01:03:30,759 Be honest. 1363 01:03:30,759 --> 01:03:31,759 - Excuse me? 1364 01:03:33,193 --> 01:03:34,849 - I figured, considering what's on the line, 1365 01:03:34,849 --> 01:03:36,785 he might be greasing you a little. 1366 01:03:36,785 --> 01:03:39,034 Throw ya a little something for your troubles. 1367 01:03:39,034 --> 01:03:40,849 - What's on the line? 1368 01:03:40,849 --> 01:03:43,521 - Yeah, Roy and Grant threw this whole game together 1369 01:03:43,521 --> 01:03:46,089 to see who wins this valuable bat or something. 1370 01:03:46,089 --> 01:03:47,916 I mean he hired the umpire to hang onto the bat 1371 01:03:47,916 --> 01:03:50,902 so I figured he just hired you too. 1372 01:03:50,902 --> 01:03:52,557 - Really? 1373 01:03:52,557 --> 01:03:53,872 - No, I didn't know anything about that 1374 01:03:53,872 --> 01:03:55,872 but thanks for the info. 1375 01:03:57,264 --> 01:03:58,609 Gotta go. 1376 01:03:58,609 --> 01:04:01,074 (cheering) 1377 01:04:01,074 --> 01:04:02,644 - Well I find your job fascinating. 1378 01:04:02,644 --> 01:04:03,558 - It's okay. 1379 01:04:03,558 --> 01:04:05,213 - It's so exciting. 1380 01:04:05,213 --> 01:04:08,156 Plus I'm obsessed with those daytime court shows. 1381 01:04:08,156 --> 01:04:09,424 Oh my god, I love Joe Brown. 1382 01:04:09,424 --> 01:04:12,659 - Well, let me tell you, a real courtroom is just like that. 1383 01:04:12,659 --> 01:04:13,565 - Really? 1384 01:04:13,565 --> 01:04:15,057 - No, you dummy, of course not. 1385 01:04:15,057 --> 01:04:16,426 - Don't do that to me. 1386 01:04:16,426 --> 01:04:17,723 I'm gullible. 1387 01:04:17,723 --> 01:04:18,995 - [Roy] Come on buddy. 1388 01:04:18,995 --> 01:04:21,571 - [Brian] Let's go Bump! 1389 01:04:21,571 --> 01:04:25,583 - [Roy] Move the runners Bump, move the runners. 1390 01:04:25,583 --> 01:04:27,833 (cheering) 1391 01:04:30,179 --> 01:04:32,389 - [Joe] Three outs, that's the inning. 1392 01:04:32,389 --> 01:04:34,482 - What's the score, ump? 1393 01:04:34,482 --> 01:04:39,348 - All tied up, 16, uhhh 16? 1394 01:04:40,573 --> 01:04:42,421 - Yeah, you got it. 1395 01:04:42,421 --> 01:04:43,889 - Hey, last inning, what do you say to 1396 01:04:43,889 --> 01:04:45,051 a little 7th inning stretch? 1397 01:04:45,051 --> 01:04:46,663 My guys could use five or 10. 1398 01:04:46,663 --> 01:04:49,181 - Uh, yeah yeah, it's fine with me. 1399 01:04:49,181 --> 01:04:51,122 All right guys, 7th inning stretch. 1400 01:04:51,122 --> 01:04:53,289 Final inning starts in 10. 1401 01:04:55,871 --> 01:04:58,034 - Looks like they're taking a break. 1402 01:04:58,034 --> 01:05:00,338 - Think we've got time for an iced coffee? 1403 01:05:00,338 --> 01:05:02,041 - Yeah, I think we have time for a bloody Mary. 1404 01:05:02,041 --> 01:05:04,111 - I think we always have time for a bloody Mary. 1405 01:05:04,111 --> 01:05:05,028 - Let's go. 1406 01:05:14,038 --> 01:05:16,687 (door clicks) 1407 01:05:16,687 --> 01:05:18,237 - I wouldn't go in there just yet. 1408 01:05:18,237 --> 01:05:20,353 Look, we've got one inning to go 1409 01:05:20,353 --> 01:05:22,566 and Drago out there can't hold them for much longer 1410 01:05:22,566 --> 01:05:25,329 so that bat is as good as ours. 1411 01:05:25,329 --> 01:05:27,646 - Jeez, I forgot we're actually playing for a reason. 1412 01:05:27,646 --> 01:05:30,316 - Yeah, look at you, you're all loosey goosey. 1413 01:05:30,316 --> 01:05:31,620 It's like you finally pulled the stick out of your butt 1414 01:05:31,620 --> 01:05:33,439 and tried to hit a baseball with it. 1415 01:05:33,439 --> 01:05:34,311 (laughs) 1416 01:05:34,311 --> 01:05:35,781 - Thank you? 1417 01:05:35,781 --> 01:05:37,347 - [Joe] Sonofa bitch! 1418 01:05:39,135 --> 01:05:40,694 What the hell was that? 1419 01:05:40,694 --> 01:05:41,944 - I don't know. 1420 01:05:44,054 --> 01:05:46,938 (suspenseful music) 1421 01:05:46,938 --> 01:05:49,325 - [Grant] Joe, what's wrong? Is everything okay? 1422 01:05:49,325 --> 01:05:51,327 - I came up to get my smokes and they-- 1423 01:05:51,327 --> 01:05:52,876 - Somebody broke into your car? 1424 01:05:52,876 --> 01:05:56,478 - Yeah and they took that... the bat. 1425 01:05:56,478 --> 01:05:57,964 - Wait, the bat is gone? 1426 01:05:57,964 --> 01:05:59,554 - I'm sorry, I know it was sentimental to you guys. 1427 01:05:59,554 --> 01:06:01,221 - No, it's not your fault, I mean you don't have any-- 1428 01:06:01,221 --> 01:06:02,054 - What's going on? 1429 01:06:02,054 --> 01:06:03,019 - The bat's gone. 1430 01:06:03,019 --> 01:06:04,239 - What do you mean the bat's gone? 1431 01:06:04,239 --> 01:06:07,440 - He means somebody jacked the fucking bat. 1432 01:06:07,440 --> 01:06:08,273 - Damn it, how the fuck? 1433 01:06:08,273 --> 01:06:09,242 - I'll tell you how the fuck. 1434 01:06:09,242 --> 01:06:11,369 Notice who's missing here. 1435 01:06:11,369 --> 01:06:14,369 (suspenseful music) 1436 01:06:16,115 --> 01:06:17,378 - Where's the big guy? 1437 01:06:17,378 --> 01:06:18,979 - That's right, your fucking ringer. 1438 01:06:18,979 --> 01:06:21,590 Big shot stole the bat. 1439 01:06:21,590 --> 01:06:22,423 - God dammit. 1440 01:06:22,423 --> 01:06:24,710 - I knew this was bullshit. 1441 01:06:24,710 --> 01:06:27,167 - Wait, how would Hank even know about it? 1442 01:06:27,167 --> 01:06:28,911 Oh, this guy can't keep his mouth shut. 1443 01:06:28,911 --> 01:06:31,442 - Guys, he's right here. 1444 01:06:31,442 --> 01:06:32,275 - What's going on? 1445 01:06:32,275 --> 01:06:33,446 - Where the fuck is the bat? 1446 01:06:33,446 --> 01:06:34,452 - What are you talking about? 1447 01:06:34,452 --> 01:06:36,221 What, you call a friend or something to come grab it? 1448 01:06:36,221 --> 01:06:37,371 Or maybe you're working with this piece of shit, 1449 01:06:37,371 --> 01:06:38,282 he's just playing pretend. 1450 01:06:38,282 --> 01:06:39,115 - [Grant] Dude, relax! 1451 01:06:39,115 --> 01:06:39,948 - You relax! 1452 01:06:39,948 --> 01:06:40,993 The bat's fucking gone and he took it. 1453 01:06:40,993 --> 01:06:42,042 - I'm telling you I didn't do shit. 1454 01:06:42,042 --> 01:06:43,967 - I swear, if I find out that you took my dad's bat-- 1455 01:06:43,967 --> 01:06:45,264 - What, you'll do what? 1456 01:06:45,264 --> 01:06:48,707 - Dude, Roy, enough man, come on. 1457 01:06:48,707 --> 01:06:50,800 I'm sorry, I have no idea what the hell's going on here. 1458 01:06:50,800 --> 01:06:53,718 - Yeah, I don't need this shit. 1459 01:06:53,718 --> 01:06:55,025 - Roy. 1460 01:06:55,025 --> 01:06:56,525 - The bat is gone. 1461 01:06:59,681 --> 01:07:02,549 - Well, I guess that's a game, we're gonna call it a night. 1462 01:07:02,549 --> 01:07:04,664 - Good game guys. 1463 01:07:04,664 --> 01:07:06,997 It was fun playing with you. 1464 01:07:09,507 --> 01:07:10,453 - I never seen him like this. 1465 01:07:10,453 --> 01:07:14,615 I didn't realize it meant that much to him. 1466 01:07:14,615 --> 01:07:15,448 - Yeah. 1467 01:07:21,102 --> 01:07:23,246 (birds chirping) 1468 01:07:23,246 --> 01:07:25,746 (dog barking) 1469 01:07:27,154 --> 01:07:27,987 Roy! 1470 01:07:31,425 --> 01:07:33,758 Roy, dude are you all right? 1471 01:07:35,165 --> 01:07:36,662 Hey man, I'm sorry about the bat, 1472 01:07:36,662 --> 01:07:39,354 but I lost money too you know. 1473 01:07:39,354 --> 01:07:41,660 - Who gives a shit about the money? 1474 01:07:41,660 --> 01:07:42,986 - I give a shit about the money. 1475 01:07:42,986 --> 01:07:44,236 - Well I don't. 1476 01:07:46,362 --> 01:07:48,945 I wanted it for him, all right? 1477 01:07:50,893 --> 01:07:52,560 I wanted it for him. 1478 01:07:54,377 --> 01:07:55,435 - Your dad? 1479 01:07:55,435 --> 01:07:59,533 I'm sure he'll understand it was stolen. 1480 01:07:59,533 --> 01:08:01,378 - We need to finish the game. 1481 01:08:01,378 --> 01:08:04,253 That's what my dad would do, he'd at least finish the game. 1482 01:08:04,253 --> 01:08:05,705 - How the hell do we expect to finish the game? 1483 01:08:05,705 --> 01:08:07,122 Everybody's gone. 1484 01:08:08,295 --> 01:08:09,462 - Just take the bat. 1485 01:08:09,462 --> 01:08:10,710 - What am I gonna do with this? 1486 01:08:10,710 --> 01:08:12,155 - [Roy] It'll be me against you. 1487 01:08:12,155 --> 01:08:13,591 - What are you talking about? 1488 01:08:13,591 --> 01:08:14,424 Roy! 1489 01:08:14,424 --> 01:08:15,257 - 10 pitches each. 1490 01:08:15,257 --> 01:08:17,081 Most hits wins. 1491 01:08:17,081 --> 01:08:17,914 - That's ridiculous. 1492 01:08:17,914 --> 01:08:20,247 What are we trying to prove? 1493 01:08:21,129 --> 01:08:22,407 What the hell is wrong with you? 1494 01:08:22,407 --> 01:08:23,240 - That's one. 1495 01:08:23,240 --> 01:08:24,073 Nine more to go. 1496 01:08:24,073 --> 01:08:26,229 - I'm not doing this, this is absolutely pointless. 1497 01:08:26,229 --> 01:08:27,450 - Raise the bat to your shoulder 1498 01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:29,191 and swing the fucking thing. 1499 01:08:29,191 --> 01:08:30,936 - Dude, you throw one more fucking pitch at me, I swear. 1500 01:08:30,936 --> 01:08:32,981 - That's two, eight left! 1501 01:08:32,981 --> 01:08:34,506 - Fine, goddammit, you want to finish it? 1502 01:08:34,506 --> 01:08:35,339 Let's go. 1503 01:08:37,822 --> 01:08:38,869 (groans) 1504 01:08:38,869 --> 01:08:39,702 Roy! 1505 01:08:41,229 --> 01:08:43,812 (somber music) 1506 01:08:57,264 --> 01:08:59,681 (chattering) 1507 01:09:05,504 --> 01:09:06,799 Hey. 1508 01:09:06,799 --> 01:09:07,716 - Hey, hun. 1509 01:09:09,197 --> 01:09:10,252 He's gonna be fine. 1510 01:09:10,252 --> 01:09:11,315 - Oh, thank god. 1511 01:09:11,315 --> 01:09:13,499 - It's a minor orbital bone fracture. 1512 01:09:13,499 --> 01:09:16,226 It'll... couple of weeks. 1513 01:09:16,226 --> 01:09:17,947 - I am so sorry, I really-- 1514 01:09:17,947 --> 01:09:19,572 - Oh no. 1515 01:09:19,572 --> 01:09:21,365 You don't need to be sorry. 1516 01:09:21,365 --> 01:09:23,614 He was the one being an asshole. 1517 01:09:23,614 --> 01:09:24,447 I'm sorry. 1518 01:09:25,638 --> 01:09:28,200 Hell, I should thank you. 1519 01:09:28,200 --> 01:09:29,033 Here, sit. 1520 01:09:31,572 --> 01:09:35,905 This week, he went to the batting cages on his lunch break. 1521 01:09:35,905 --> 01:09:38,095 The batting cages. 1522 01:09:38,095 --> 01:09:41,035 You don't know what a big that is for him. 1523 01:09:41,035 --> 01:09:44,124 I mean, he invited our neighbor over 1524 01:09:44,124 --> 01:09:47,317 to watch a game and talk strategy. 1525 01:09:47,317 --> 01:09:50,150 He was social, active, like alive, 1526 01:09:55,455 --> 01:09:57,705 and even today during the game, I saw a smile on him 1527 01:09:57,705 --> 01:10:00,733 that I haven't seen in ages, you know? 1528 01:10:00,733 --> 01:10:04,650 It was a smile of a proud man, a man fulfilled, 1529 01:10:05,732 --> 01:10:10,677 and even if it was just for a few fleeting moments today, 1530 01:10:10,677 --> 01:10:13,414 he was just living life. 1531 01:10:13,414 --> 01:10:14,831 Just enjoying it. 1532 01:10:16,286 --> 01:10:17,619 I miss that man. 1533 01:10:20,159 --> 01:10:22,547 - So then, what was that all about tonight? 1534 01:10:22,547 --> 01:10:23,797 What was that-- 1535 01:10:24,967 --> 01:10:28,973 - Roy's father left a very large void in his life. 1536 01:10:28,973 --> 01:10:33,056 One that he refuses to live peacefully with. 1537 01:10:33,056 --> 01:10:35,389 Instead he obsesses over it, 1538 01:10:37,148 --> 01:10:41,065 tries again and again to fill it with anything. 1539 01:10:42,059 --> 01:10:46,066 As if a bat, or an autograph baseball, or a trading card, 1540 01:10:46,066 --> 01:10:50,983 or some dumb object will make it all go back the way it was. 1541 01:10:55,705 --> 01:10:59,106 I suppose to him, the bat is just another representation 1542 01:10:59,106 --> 01:11:03,189 of his father and it getting taken away, I dunno, 1543 01:11:04,189 --> 01:11:06,832 probably just reminded him of having his father 1544 01:11:06,832 --> 01:11:08,778 taken away all over again. 1545 01:11:08,778 --> 01:11:11,361 (gentle music) 1546 01:11:12,358 --> 01:11:15,064 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 1547 01:11:15,064 --> 01:11:18,657 ♪ Lazy river ♪ 1548 01:11:18,657 --> 01:11:22,164 ♪ Binds its time ♪ 1549 01:11:22,164 --> 01:11:25,580 ♪ To the sea ♪ 1550 01:11:25,580 --> 01:11:28,634 ♪ After all ♪ 1551 01:11:28,634 --> 01:11:31,873 ♪ You've been given ♪ 1552 01:11:31,873 --> 01:11:35,557 ♪ How can you not ♪ 1553 01:11:35,557 --> 01:11:39,685 ♪ Choose to see ♪ 1554 01:11:39,685 --> 01:11:43,006 ♪ If all love ♪ 1555 01:11:43,006 --> 01:11:46,279 ♪ Falls apart ♪ 1556 01:11:46,279 --> 01:11:50,072 ♪ There's always ♪ 1557 01:11:50,072 --> 01:11:52,636 ♪ Always ♪ 1558 01:11:52,636 --> 01:11:55,648 ♪ Tell me why ♪ 1559 01:11:55,648 --> 01:11:59,093 ♪ The deepest winter ♪ 1560 01:11:59,093 --> 01:12:02,363 ♪ Runs on time ♪ 1561 01:12:02,363 --> 01:12:05,950 ♪ To greet the Spring ♪ 1562 01:12:05,950 --> 01:12:09,242 ♪ After all ♪ 1563 01:12:09,242 --> 01:12:12,450 ♪ You've been given ♪ 1564 01:12:12,450 --> 01:12:15,879 ♪ How can you not ♪ 1565 01:12:15,879 --> 01:12:20,170 ♪ Choose to see ♪ 1566 01:12:20,170 --> 01:12:23,531 ♪ If all love ♪ 1567 01:12:23,531 --> 01:12:26,812 ♪ Falls apart ♪ 1568 01:12:26,812 --> 01:12:30,579 ♪ There's always ♪ 1569 01:12:30,579 --> 01:12:34,029 ♪ Always ♪ 1570 01:12:42,248 --> 01:12:44,831 (city sounds) 1571 01:13:07,170 --> 01:13:08,095 - Why did I get coffee? 1572 01:13:08,095 --> 01:13:09,188 It's too hot for coffee. 1573 01:13:09,188 --> 01:13:11,216 I should've got a frappucino. 1574 01:13:11,216 --> 01:13:12,799 - You always do that. 1575 01:13:14,390 --> 01:13:15,223 - Yeah. 1576 01:13:16,064 --> 01:13:17,814 I'll frap your chino. 1577 01:13:23,620 --> 01:13:24,787 You all right? 1578 01:13:25,950 --> 01:13:28,163 - Yeah, I'm fine, why? 1579 01:13:28,163 --> 01:13:31,817 - You're just, unusually quiet today. 1580 01:13:31,817 --> 01:13:34,598 You didn't say anything when we walked past the store. 1581 01:13:34,598 --> 01:13:35,763 - What store? 1582 01:13:35,763 --> 01:13:37,022 - You know exactly what store. 1583 01:13:37,022 --> 01:13:38,274 The bridal shop. 1584 01:13:38,274 --> 01:13:41,341 Every time we've ever walked past there you always 1585 01:13:41,341 --> 01:13:44,235 I don't know, say something to me, make a comment. 1586 01:13:44,235 --> 01:13:45,093 - Do I? 1587 01:13:45,093 --> 01:13:48,535 Oh, I'm sorry, I don't wanna be a nag. 1588 01:13:48,535 --> 01:13:52,285 - It's not a nag, just, nothing to say today? 1589 01:14:00,136 --> 01:14:01,469 Giving up on me? 1590 01:14:02,635 --> 01:14:04,609 - I'm not giving up. 1591 01:14:04,609 --> 01:14:07,942 I'm just, there's just no point anymore. 1592 01:14:08,858 --> 01:14:10,482 I've realized that you need to do what it is 1593 01:14:10,482 --> 01:14:12,301 that you think you need to do 1594 01:14:12,301 --> 01:14:15,709 and it's completely out of my control. 1595 01:14:15,709 --> 01:14:17,085 If I haven't gotten through to you yet, 1596 01:14:17,085 --> 01:14:21,241 it's probably not gonna happen anytime soon. 1597 01:14:21,241 --> 01:14:22,389 What is it people always say? 1598 01:14:22,389 --> 01:14:24,628 The definition of insanity is doing the same thing 1599 01:14:24,628 --> 01:14:29,192 over and over again and expecting different results? 1600 01:14:29,192 --> 01:14:31,796 I don't want to be an insane person. 1601 01:14:31,796 --> 01:14:33,192 Oh no, I'm pretty sure that's not 1602 01:14:33,192 --> 01:14:36,170 the definition of insanity. 1603 01:14:36,170 --> 01:14:37,192 - So you don't care anymore? 1604 01:14:37,192 --> 01:14:39,294 You don't care about the big wedding? 1605 01:14:39,294 --> 01:14:40,534 You don't care about getting married? 1606 01:14:40,534 --> 01:14:42,209 - No, of course I do. 1607 01:14:42,209 --> 01:14:44,212 It's all I ever wanted. 1608 01:14:44,212 --> 01:14:45,795 To marry my fiance. 1609 01:14:47,022 --> 01:14:49,855 Unfortunately my fiance is a mule. 1610 01:14:52,497 --> 01:14:53,664 - God, that's. 1611 01:14:54,872 --> 01:14:56,176 That's so sad. 1612 01:14:56,176 --> 01:14:57,009 - It's fine. 1613 01:14:57,009 --> 01:14:58,818 No, it's not fine, I mean. 1614 01:14:58,818 --> 01:14:59,818 I broke you. 1615 01:15:01,116 --> 01:15:03,161 - You didn't break me. 1616 01:15:03,161 --> 01:15:05,518 It's fine, everything's fine. 1617 01:15:05,518 --> 01:15:07,518 I love you, we're great. 1618 01:15:19,372 --> 01:15:20,306 Did I ever tell you what Roy told me 1619 01:15:20,306 --> 01:15:22,806 that day we were on the field? 1620 01:15:25,209 --> 01:15:27,246 He told me that I should "stop dicking around" 1621 01:15:27,246 --> 01:15:29,079 and marry you already. 1622 01:15:30,420 --> 01:15:32,837 He said that you deserved it. 1623 01:15:34,778 --> 01:15:37,611 - I think Roy is a very smart man. 1624 01:15:39,787 --> 01:15:42,287 Have you spoken to him lately? 1625 01:15:44,357 --> 01:15:45,190 - No. 1626 01:15:46,311 --> 01:15:48,826 - I think you should call him. 1627 01:15:48,826 --> 01:15:50,143 I'm gonna run to the ladies' room. 1628 01:15:50,143 --> 01:15:53,177 I'm done with that if you wanna throw it away. 1629 01:15:53,177 --> 01:15:56,260 (lighthearted music) 1630 01:16:12,045 --> 01:16:15,378 - Excuse me, have you got a pen I can borrow? 1631 01:16:15,378 --> 01:16:16,636 - Yeah. 1632 01:16:16,636 --> 01:16:19,219 (gentle music) 1633 01:16:29,378 --> 01:16:30,211 - Grant. 1634 01:16:31,704 --> 01:16:32,704 What are you doing? 1635 01:16:32,704 --> 01:16:33,842 - I'm asking you to marry me. 1636 01:16:33,842 --> 01:16:36,159 - You already did that, remember? 1637 01:16:36,159 --> 01:16:38,161 - I know, I'm doing it again. 1638 01:16:38,161 --> 01:16:40,576 Roy is absolutely right, you do deserve it. 1639 01:16:40,576 --> 01:16:42,493 You deserve everything that you want out of me, 1640 01:16:42,493 --> 01:16:43,986 life in general. 1641 01:16:43,986 --> 01:16:45,003 You're hands down the greatest thing 1642 01:16:45,003 --> 01:16:45,836 that's ever happened to me 1643 01:16:45,836 --> 01:16:47,134 and I've been too dense to see it, 1644 01:16:47,134 --> 01:16:51,522 despite you telling me time and time again. 1645 01:16:51,522 --> 01:16:52,689 I am so sorry. 1646 01:16:53,836 --> 01:16:54,835 I'm sorry that you've been the one 1647 01:16:54,835 --> 01:16:56,416 who's had to sacrifice 1648 01:16:56,416 --> 01:16:58,104 and that it's been you who suffered day in, 1649 01:16:58,104 --> 01:17:01,521 day out through all of my idiotic issues. 1650 01:17:02,735 --> 01:17:04,361 Would you take it already? 1651 01:17:04,361 --> 01:17:05,412 It's just a napkin. 1652 01:17:05,412 --> 01:17:06,995 - Would you get up? 1653 01:17:12,448 --> 01:17:15,531 (lighthearted music) 1654 01:17:20,452 --> 01:17:21,452 - I'm sorry. 1655 01:17:27,924 --> 01:17:30,674 (birds chirping) 1656 01:17:40,935 --> 01:17:43,252 (doorbell rings) 1657 01:17:50,341 --> 01:17:53,319 (door clicks) 1658 01:17:53,319 --> 01:17:54,704 Hey man. 1659 01:17:54,704 --> 01:17:55,537 - Hello. 1660 01:17:56,508 --> 01:17:58,920 - I'm sorry having to drop by unannounced, 1661 01:17:58,920 --> 01:18:00,180 I've tried calling ya a couple of times 1662 01:18:00,180 --> 01:18:03,232 but you haven't gotten back to me. 1663 01:18:03,232 --> 01:18:04,399 - Yeah, sorry. 1664 01:18:07,198 --> 01:18:08,615 - How's your eye? 1665 01:18:10,120 --> 01:18:14,792 - It's fine, another week of the patch and I'll, it's fine. 1666 01:18:14,792 --> 01:18:17,377 - Good, good I'm glad to hear. 1667 01:18:17,377 --> 01:18:19,377 I got something for you. 1668 01:18:22,968 --> 01:18:24,551 From Hank actually. 1669 01:18:29,488 --> 01:18:31,364 - So he did take it? 1670 01:18:31,364 --> 01:18:32,781 - No, not at all. 1671 01:18:33,775 --> 01:18:37,167 - Uh, we probably should've done some research, you and I. 1672 01:18:37,167 --> 01:18:39,881 It turns out some motor company in the 1970's gave these 1673 01:18:39,881 --> 01:18:41,841 out as a promotional item. 1674 01:18:41,841 --> 01:18:45,758 The signature's not real, it's just an imprint. 1675 01:18:48,459 --> 01:18:50,216 There are literally thousands of them. 1676 01:18:50,216 --> 01:18:52,731 Two of which, Hank had. 1677 01:18:52,731 --> 01:18:55,995 I caught up with him and he felt bad about everything 1678 01:18:55,995 --> 01:18:58,328 so he wanted you to have it. 1679 01:18:59,804 --> 01:19:00,641 (laughs) 1680 01:19:00,641 --> 01:19:01,567 - How did we even-- 1681 01:19:01,567 --> 01:19:05,400 - I don't know, dude. (laughs) 1682 01:19:07,401 --> 01:19:08,736 But hey, that's not it, 1683 01:19:08,736 --> 01:19:11,986 we're actually gonna go play some ball. 1684 01:19:13,133 --> 01:19:15,807 - Hey Nick Fury, we found Thor. 1685 01:19:15,807 --> 01:19:17,377 - Sit down, little man. 1686 01:19:17,377 --> 01:19:18,294 - Yes, sir. 1687 01:19:20,855 --> 01:19:22,081 We're gonna try and make a regular thing of it 1688 01:19:22,081 --> 01:19:24,415 like every other week or so. 1689 01:19:24,415 --> 01:19:26,310 Just for fun. 1690 01:19:26,310 --> 01:19:27,673 We're hoping that maybe when your eye's all healed up, 1691 01:19:27,673 --> 01:19:30,090 you'll come back and join us? 1692 01:19:32,702 --> 01:19:34,941 Maybe tell Clark and Brian, 1693 01:19:34,941 --> 01:19:37,729 we could switch the teams up every week so that it's-- 1694 01:19:37,729 --> 01:19:41,979 - You know what, I dunno, I appreciate it but well, 1695 01:19:45,016 --> 01:19:46,349 thanks for this. 1696 01:19:47,993 --> 01:19:48,910 - Sure man. 1697 01:19:51,341 --> 01:19:52,258 And hey, I. 1698 01:19:54,599 --> 01:19:58,314 I'm really sorry that you lost your father. 1699 01:19:58,314 --> 01:20:01,397 I know that he meant a lot to you. 1700 01:20:01,397 --> 01:20:05,230 I mean, I never even had a dad to begin with. 1701 01:20:05,230 --> 01:20:09,897 I just hope that somehow you can find some peace it that 1702 01:20:12,048 --> 01:20:15,465 and I hope to see you on the field again. 1703 01:20:20,137 --> 01:20:22,851 (somber music) 1704 01:20:22,851 --> 01:20:27,268 - I don't want to ride with Hank, he makes fun of me. 1705 01:20:31,518 --> 01:20:34,018 (dog barking) 1706 01:21:01,009 --> 01:21:03,926 - Was that Grant I heard out front? 1707 01:21:06,712 --> 01:21:09,129 They're playing another game? 1708 01:21:11,739 --> 01:21:13,489 You don't wanna play? 1709 01:21:14,776 --> 01:21:17,109 - This is the bat we wanted. 1710 01:21:18,135 --> 01:21:19,885 Signature isn't real. 1711 01:21:20,980 --> 01:21:23,063 It was totally worthless. 1712 01:21:26,279 --> 01:21:27,112 - So? 1713 01:21:42,517 --> 01:21:47,267 This stuff is all worthless really if you think about it. 1714 01:21:51,161 --> 01:21:54,494 - It makes me feel like he's still here. 1715 01:21:56,250 --> 01:21:57,083 - Does it? 1716 01:22:04,470 --> 01:22:06,637 Dad always made you smile. 1717 01:22:07,625 --> 01:22:08,765 You've never come home with a smile on your face 1718 01:22:08,765 --> 01:22:11,348 after buying any of this stuff. 1719 01:22:13,469 --> 01:22:15,347 Hell, I think you smiled more during the baseball game 1720 01:22:15,347 --> 01:22:17,597 than you have in two years. 1721 01:22:23,420 --> 01:22:27,587 What happens when there's nothing left to collect? 1722 01:22:29,280 --> 01:22:31,113 - He'll still be gone. 1723 01:22:35,968 --> 01:22:38,551 (somber music) 1724 01:22:42,154 --> 01:22:44,404 - It's time to let this go. 1725 01:23:46,925 --> 01:23:50,008 (heartfelt music) 1726 01:24:19,557 --> 01:24:24,557 ♪ Those seconds last when it's perfect ♪ 1727 01:24:26,135 --> 01:24:30,157 ♪ And simple when you say ♪ 1728 01:24:30,157 --> 01:24:33,837 ♪ That I think it's best ♪ 1729 01:24:33,837 --> 01:24:38,837 ♪ When the tension that's growing weakened me ♪ 1730 01:24:47,680 --> 01:24:51,097 ♪ Any even if I could believe ♪ 1731 01:24:58,383 --> 01:25:02,263 ♪ It wouldn't change a thing ♪ 1732 01:25:02,263 --> 01:25:06,346 (music intensifies) 1733 01:25:08,678 --> 01:25:12,595 ♪ And even if I could believe ♪ 1734 01:25:18,799 --> 01:25:22,632 ♪ It wouldn't change a thing ♪ 1735 01:25:30,213 --> 01:25:32,380 ♪ For you ♪ 1736 01:25:40,798 --> 01:25:42,965 ♪ For you ♪ 1737 01:25:51,536 --> 01:25:53,703 ♪ For you ♪ 1738 01:26:01,648 --> 01:26:03,815 ♪ For you ♪ 1739 01:26:12,955 --> 01:26:17,955 ♪ Caught myself on the edge of your heart ♪ 1740 01:26:21,156 --> 01:26:25,989 ♪ Caught myself on the edge of your heart ♪ 1741 01:26:31,512 --> 01:26:36,512 ♪ Caught myself on the edge of your heart ♪ 1742 01:26:40,846 --> 01:26:45,679 ♪ Caught myself on the edge of your heart ♪ 1743 01:26:51,343 --> 01:26:56,343 ♪ Caught myself on the edge of your heart ♪ 1744 01:27:00,983 --> 01:27:04,650 ♪ Caught myself on the edge ♪ 1745 01:27:06,790 --> 01:27:11,290 (clapping) (cheering) 1746 01:27:16,764 --> 01:27:18,179 - [Teague] Not like he's gonna hit anything anyway. 1747 01:27:18,179 --> 01:27:21,679 - I wanted to hand this to you personally. 1748 01:27:23,114 --> 01:27:23,947 (gasps) 1749 01:27:23,947 --> 01:27:24,780 - That's amazing! 1750 01:27:24,780 --> 01:27:25,613 Really? 1751 01:27:25,613 --> 01:27:26,446 - Yep, June 30th! 1752 01:27:26,446 --> 01:27:27,533 - Oh my god, that's so great! 1753 01:27:27,533 --> 01:27:29,199 Congratulations! 1754 01:27:29,199 --> 01:27:30,032 - Thank you. 1755 01:27:30,032 --> 01:27:30,865 - That's so great! 1756 01:27:30,865 --> 01:27:32,674 - And you better be around too 1757 01:27:32,674 --> 01:27:34,892 'cause I want you to be a bridesmaid, if you would. 1758 01:27:34,892 --> 01:27:35,725 - What? 1759 01:27:35,725 --> 01:27:36,693 Yes! Absolutely! 1760 01:27:36,693 --> 01:27:37,865 Oh my god, totally. 1761 01:27:37,865 --> 01:27:41,097 - Let's go, Roy, throw the tornado baby. 1762 01:27:41,097 --> 01:27:43,045 (laughs) 1763 01:27:43,045 --> 01:27:45,930 - [Dustin] Hustle, let's see some hustle. 1764 01:27:45,930 --> 01:27:47,229 - [Rube] Come on Grant, you got this man. 1765 01:27:47,229 --> 01:27:50,631 - [Teague] Give him the heat Roy! 1766 01:27:50,631 --> 01:27:52,680 - [Clark] Let's go Roy! 1767 01:27:52,680 --> 01:27:53,513 Oh yeah! 1768 01:27:57,625 --> 01:28:00,826 - [Teague] Is that a table leg? 1769 01:28:00,826 --> 01:28:03,468 Why the hell do you have a table leg?! 1770 01:28:03,468 --> 01:28:06,051 (upbeat music) 1771 01:29:02,670 --> 01:29:06,420 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1772 01:29:44,461 --> 01:29:48,211 (upbeat rock and roll music) 1773 01:30:27,592 --> 01:30:31,342 (upbeat rock and roll music)